Eat A Slug As A Dare And Become Paralysed For Life Bruhs

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i'm def gonna meet satan......the thread title and then the pic of homeboy givin the circumstances.......:dead:











































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Damn

Reminds me of the time my sister told me about this simp who wouldn't leave her alone at school. One day he asked if she'd go out with him outside the cafeteria so she said I'll go out with you if you eat a slug. Thinking theres no way he does it, the simp in question instead devoured it and thought he won.... til she told him, "I'm never going out with you, you ate a fukking slug" :pachaha:
Your sister is probably responsible for a school shooting
 

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I feel sorry for the kid honestly as nasty as the dare was you really don't expect to be fukking paralyzed from eating a slug. Crazy how one small thing can change your entire life

it's a slug, and who knows where they got it from. Could've been from the sewage system, covered in feces from 15 different species.
 

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Damn y'all cruel lol

I'll rather have my fam pull the plug


Think about that for a second...


what if this dude is COMPLETELY AWARE of his circumstances and what got him there..


And the fact that he can't even communicate to people how depressed he is.. How tortured he is mentally every second of every day.. He can't even communicate to someone he trusts that he'd rather be dead than live like that...

Like what if he had a fine ass Ol lady before that happened and now he has to watch her come visit him and pat him on the head.. Oh and his homeboy fukkin her now or the clown that dared him to eat the slug is engaged to her now and he has to watch them both visit him


Trapped.

A hell we could never imagine.. :wow:
 
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Slug probably tried to tell him too smh

::slug crawls along the table unaware of the people surrounding him::

Slug (to himself): “damn breh something ain’t right. Idk if it was that Rodent shyt I’ve been eating or that henny getting to me,but I’m feeling fuccin sluggish as a mothafugga”

:slug finally notices group of kids around him laughing and chilling:

Slug (to himself): ahh to be young. Lucky big ass slugs always seem to be living the dream. DAMN!! My stomach is tight right now smh this ain’t good brehs this ain’t good. I think i caught that. Might have to commit that. Can’t be a gimped up slug after being voted most likely to succeed back in slug school. Lemme find some salt and roll around in that bish and go out like lil slicky”

Chad: Hey look a slug. I dare somebody to eat it!!!

Slug: ayyyy homeboy I’m all with the shyts, but I advise y’all to pick another slug to bug. I’m pretty sure I’m sick off that rodent poo. I knew that shyt tasted too good to be true. But yeah I’d let me slide y’all. You don’t want what I got festering. That’s on piru”

CAC: I’ll eat it fug it

Slug: :stopitslime::yeshrug:
 

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Not the first cac to die..I remember reading about another one in college eating some small reptile or something and dyng soon after..
 
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