Eat A Slug As A Dare And Become Paralysed For Life Bruhs
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CarbonBraddock
You will be trolled
he'll just have to slug this one out
Yo My nikka smh... my nikka my nikka my nikkaSlug probably tried to tell him too smh
::slug crawls along the table unaware of the people surrounding him::
Slug (to himself): “damn breh something ain’t right. Idk if it was that Rodent shyt I’ve been eating or that henny getting to me,but I’m feeling fuccin sluggish as a mothafugga”
:slug finally notices group of kids around him laughing and chilling:
Slug (to himself): ahh to be young. Lucky big ass slugs always seem to be living the dream. DAMN!! My stomach is tight right now smh this ain’t good brehs this ain’t good. I think i caught that. Might have to commit that. Can’t be a gimped up slug after being voted most likely to succeed back in slug school. Lemme find some salt and roll around in that bish and go out like lil slicky”
Chad: Hey look a slug. I dare somebody to eat it!!!
Slug: ayyyy homeboy I’m all with the shyts, but I advise y’all to pick another slug to bug. I’m pretty sure I’m sick off that rodent poo. I knew that shyt tasted too good to be true. But yeah I’d let me slide y’all. You don’t want what I got festering. That’s on piru”
CAC: I’ll eat it fug it
Slug:
DaRealness
I think very deeply
I knew it would be OK when I clicked on the thread.
Damn... i think me and u have problems
. that was the 1st thing that shot to my mind.... then my conscience told my subconscious
"chill bro"
Please shut up
I remember this
When he eats the salad.
Wait, there other people who seen this movie besides me?
My friends and I used to always rent two flicks at the video store. The first would be something good and the second would be the worst-looking horror movie we could possibly find just for laughs.
This one was the WORST of those worst ones, ever.
welp, i wanna make this my new avi
Damn, shyt like this is an example of how the universe works... it tries to teach you common sense at an early age such as not putting your hand on the stove or not riding your bike with your eyes closed or not starting fights cause you might get fukked up or worse... and then as you get older it tests you in the form of every day life in order to apply the lessons you've been taught, in order to weed out the people that take life for granted.
This man failed his test.
I can't laugh at him, all i can do is stay woke and remember all the lessons I learned. Don't do dumb shyt. Don't hang out with dumb people. Pay upmost attention when you're driving. Don't be out late at night if you don't have to be. Steer clear whenever you see violence brewing. Use protection when you're smashin a girl you just met, and much much more..
Because you never know when or how the universe is gunna test you, but you wanna be ready when it does.
This man failed his test.
I can't laugh at him, all i can do is stay woke and remember all the lessons I learned. Don't do dumb shyt. Don't hang out with dumb people. Pay upmost attention when you're driving. Don't be out late at night if you don't have to be. Steer clear whenever you see violence brewing. Use protection when you're smashin a girl you just met, and much much more..
Because you never know when or how the universe is gunna test you, but you wanna be ready when it does.
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etrofllenrod504
Superstar
Why in the fukk would you............you know what? not gonna even waste brain cells trynna process it.