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Game of Thrones Season 3 Niccas!!!!! *Storms Swords*
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"Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder. Many who try to climb it fail, and never get the chance to try again; the fall breaks them. And some are given a chance to climb, and they refuse. They cling to the realm, for the gods, or love. Illusions. Only the ladder is real. The climb is all there is."
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I have to 
dude's skill @ playing the game even though I think his character is a rat fink. Dude went from a nobody to someone who actually has quite a bit of power and influence. And he did it solo. You never see him with a crew or security when he's strolling about plotting on fools which suprises me cause he doesn't seem like he can take care of himself. Hell the one time he tried to ride on someone starkset gave him that work & left his a$$ in the bushes
He has to keep eyes on the d!ckless boss tho. Varys is a wildcard. We still haven't seen what his end game is. The fact that he has no twig and berries makes him dangerous. So far we've seen almost all the main characters make mistakes due to the pussay. Littlefinger/Cat,
Jaimie/Cersei
, The Imp/whores, Joffrey/all women, Robb/Frey's daughter Jon Snow/Gingerpuss etc.
Vary's lack of genitals assures he won't be following that path.
dude's skill @ playing the game even though I think his character is a rat fink. Dude went from a nobody to someone who actually has quite a bit of power and influence. And he did it solo. You never see him with a crew or security when he's strolling about plotting on fools which suprises me cause he doesn't seem like he can take care of himself. Hell the one time he tried to ride on someone starkset gave him that work & left his a$$ in the bushesHe has to keep eyes on the d!ckless boss tho. Varys is a wildcard. We still haven't seen what his end game is. The fact that he has no twig and berries makes him dangerous. So far we've seen almost all the main characters make mistakes due to the pussay. Littlefinger/Cat,
Jaimie/Cersei
, The Imp/whores, Joffrey/all women, Robb/Frey's daughter Jon Snow/Gingerpuss etc.Vary's lack of genitals assures he won't be following that path.
No, but remember the dialogue between Varys and Littlefinger from Season 1 Ep. #5 ?Did littlefinger murk Ros?
Petyr Baelish: You look a bit lonely today. You should pay a visit to my brothel this evening. First boy is on the house.
Lord Varys: I think you are mistaking business with pleasure.
Petyr Baelish: Am I? All those birds that whisper in your ear, such pretty little things. Trust me... we accommodate all inclinations.
...
Lord Varys: I heard the most awful rumor about a certain lord with a taste for fresh cadavers. Must be enormously difficult to accommodate that inclination. The logistics alone... to find beautiful corpses before they rot.
Petyr Baelish: Strictly speaking, such a thing would not be in accordance with the king's laws.
Lord Varys: Strictly speaking.
Lord Varys: I think you are mistaking business with pleasure.
Petyr Baelish: Am I? All those birds that whisper in your ear, such pretty little things. Trust me... we accommodate all inclinations.
...
Lord Varys: I heard the most awful rumor about a certain lord with a taste for fresh cadavers. Must be enormously difficult to accommodate that inclination. The logistics alone... to find beautiful corpses before they rot.
Petyr Baelish: Strictly speaking, such a thing would not be in accordance with the king's laws.
Lord Varys: Strictly speaking.
Except that the Freys are the keepers of the Crossing, basically a castle (The Twins) in the middle of a river, and you need to cross a bridge to get to it. In 600 years, nobody has been able to take the Castle (The Twins) from the Freys, because they get ambushed once they cross the bridge and thrown back into the river lol.
Because he's right, it's not Kastark's kid, Kastark's kid was killed by the Kingslayer in Ep #7 of season 2.
But most importantly, the show has already told us who the kid is (the one going Los Zetas on Theon) and who he's related to and what House he belongs to.
GO BACK and re-watch Ep. 6 of Season 2, the dialogue between Roose Bolton and Robb.
Robb Stark: Why? Why would Theon (betray me and take Winterfell?)
Roose Bolton: Because the Greyjoys are treasonous whores.
Robb Stark: He will die for this!
Roose Bolton: Theon holds the castle with a skeleton crew. Let me send word to my b*stard at the Dreadfort; he can raise a few hundred men and retake Winterfell before the new moon. We have the Lannisters on the run; if you march all the way back north now, you'll lose what you gained. My boy would be honoured to bring you Prince Theon's head.
NOW. Think about those two words, one hints at a person and the other at a location: "b*stard" and "Dreadfort". We know what a b*stard is. Remember a few weeks back when Theon was about to lose his virginity to the booty bandits and the creepy kid saved him. Now...you remember what the guy said to the kid before he got shot in the face with an arrow? Yep...he called him a b*stard........
NOW this is Roose Bolton, look closely at the sigil on his chest.
Does it remind you of a certain torture rack?
Robb Stark: Why? Why would Theon (betray me and take Winterfell?)
Roose Bolton: Because the Greyjoys are treasonous whores.
Robb Stark: He will die for this!
Roose Bolton: Theon holds the castle with a skeleton crew. Let me send word to my b*stard at the Dreadfort; he can raise a few hundred men and retake Winterfell before the new moon. We have the Lannisters on the run; if you march all the way back north now, you'll lose what you gained. My boy would be honoured to bring you Prince Theon's head.
NOW. Think about those two words, one hints at a person and the other at a location: "b*stard" and "Dreadfort". We know what a b*stard is. Remember a few weeks back when Theon was about to lose his virginity to the booty bandits and the creepy kid saved him. Now...you remember what the guy said to the kid before he got shot in the face with an arrow? Yep...he called him a b*stard........
NOW this is Roose Bolton, look closely at the sigil on his chest.
Does it remind you of a certain torture rack?
clever
You do realize you're a mental midget right? Like I'm the initial person who called out people snitching about Theon's torturer "show watchers were in the right"
yet you still try to insult me because I misinterpret the scene...your logic is backwards and circular and you're handicapped by your lack of reasoning.
The way he did it was easy...He just commanded a King's Guard to do his bidding for him. That's Def his MO. Who knows when the order was given....He could have just commanded it right after abandoning the troops on the battlefield and running back to his chambers.
And LF convincing Joffery to kill a whore (after he's shown a desire to do that already) is wayyyyyyyyy different than convincing him to murder his own uncle. But believe what you want breh
I'm keeping it open, until they come out and say it's Joffrey...I treat it all as speculation. At the same time this may be Cersei finally giving in tot he fact that her boy is rotten and she's not taking up for him anymore.
still don't know who called Arryn or King B
No, but remember the dialogue between Varys and Littlefinger from Season 1 Ep. #5 ?
Petyr Baelish: You look a bit lonely today. You should pay a visit to my brothel this evening. First boy is on the house.
Lord Varys: I think you are mistaking business with pleasure.
Petyr Baelish: Am I? All those birds that whisper in your ear, such pretty little things. Trust me... we accommodate all inclinations.
...
Lord Varys: I heard the most awful rumor about a certain lord with a taste for fresh cadavers. Must be enormously difficult to accommodate that inclination. The logistics alone... to find beautiful corpses before they rot.
Petyr Baelish: Strictly speaking, such a thing would not be in accordance with the king's laws.
Lord Varys: Strictly speaking.
Except that the Freys are the keepers of the Crossing, basically a castle (The Twins) in the middle of a river, and you need to cross a bridge to get to it. In 600 years, nobody has been able to take the Castle (The Twins) from the Freys, because they get ambushed once they cross the bridge and thrown back into the river lol.
Because he's right, it's not Kastark's kid, Kastark's kid was killed by the Kingslayer in Ep #7 of season 2.
But most importantly, the show has already told us who the kid is (the one going Los Zetas on Theon) and who he's related to and what House he belongs to.
GO BACK and re-watch Ep. 6 of Season 2, the dialogue between Roose Bolton and Robb.
Robb Stark: Why? Why would Theon (betray me and take Winterfell?)
Roose Bolton: Because the Greyjoys are treasonous whores.
Robb Stark: He will die for this!
Roose Bolton: Theon holds the castle with a skeleton crew. Let me send word to my b*stard at the Dreadfort; he can raise a few hundred men and retake Winterfell before the new moon. We have the Lannisters on the run; if you march all the way back north now, you'll lose what you gained. My boy would be honoured to bring you Prince Theon's head.
NOW. Think about those two words, one hints at a person and the other at a location: "b*stard" and "Dreadfort". We know what a b*stard is. Remember a few weeks back when Theon was about to lose his virginity to the booty bandits and the creepy kid saved him. Now...you remember what the guy said to the kid before he got shot in the face with an arrow? Yep...he called him a b*stard........
NOW this is Roose Bolton, look closely at the sigil on his chest.
Does it remind you of a certain torture rack?
clever
how much sweeter would it have been if someone would have just pointed to the episodes (which someone eventually did) instead of a book reader telling me who it is and then the guy who you call clever name dropping a character who isn't even in the show (only in the book)?
I have to
He has to keep eyes on the d!ckless boss tho. Varys is a wildcard. We still haven't seen what his end game is. The fact that he has no twig and berries makes him dangerous. So far we've seen almost all the main characters make mistakes due to the pussay. Littlefinger/Cat,
Jaimie/Cersei
Vary's lack of genitals assures he won't be following that path.
LOL, I wanna see what he's gonna do with the old man in the box. LOL
Torrential
LWO
That fakkit Joffrey murked Ros? We ain't gonna get to see those titty meats on a weekly basis any more? I swear to the old and new gods I can't stand y'all Lannister nikkas. Ros and her double d's ain't never hurt nobody. This dude Joff ain't even smash before he turned her into a pin cushion.
Depriving Westeros of that precious breast milks. And he tried to kill my dude Tyrion, smh. Then you got this dude Lefty with his struggle plate at Bolton's table. Dude couldn't even cut that succulent cut of ham without Brienne's aid. He's straight porridge status. Ole "I can't dine on it if it ain't spoon ready" in the face nikka. Roose is gonna send dude back to King's Landing, doe? He ain't letting Brienne go, tho? Looks like she about to finally get a taste of that rape game she missed out on in the forest :pedo: fukk is up with this dude Sam, doe? You got this chick Gilly ready to bust it open in the wilderness and you up all night singing love songs like Jermaine Cole instead of invading those guts like the Andlas invaded Westeros, my nikka?
Showing this chick daggers instead of daggering that p*ssy, my G? Smartenupsam. Osha and Meera were going ham on those rabbits, doe. Rabbit skinning contests is what's popping nowadays? It ain't that serious. This dude Jojen having Rick Ross seizures in the wilderness, doe
Nobody got time for this. Another L for the Starks. Not as big an L as the one Edmure took, tho. He got married off to what's probably some busted braod. bytch probabaly makes Shireen Baratheon look like Beyonce. Edmure stays getting sonned. The Blackfish was ready to put the beats on him like he was Charles Hamilton if he didn't accept this struggle marriage. How's the brotherhood gonna sell my nikka Gendry out like that, brehs? What kinda brotherhood is that? Melly Mel can tell my girl Arya is funna be a ghostface killah tho. Maybe all isn't lost for my boy Gendry. Mel might let him put some shadow babies in her stomach
My boy Jon Snow used Ygritte's ass as his motivation up that wall. She's still sprung off the tongue gymnastics he did in that cave. That other warging fukk nikka was hating tho, cutting that rope. Jon is gonna put his murder game down proper on dude in due time. Who the fukk does this Bolton b*stard think he is, doe? Louis Armstrong? fukk is up with that horn my dude?
His torture game would bring tears to Mel Gibson's eyes, tho. Lying ass nikka. That Greyjoy stan straight abandoned this thread with this turn of events. My butthole clenched when I saw Olenna and Tywin were about to go at it, brehs...pause tho
The ether gawds put on a show for the ages. That cross dressing nikka Tywin caught the W this time though. It's not a single person in the Seven Kingdoms that denies that Loras is a sword swallower
With this season being based on the third book, and the third book being named Storm of Swords, Loras funna feast, my nikkas. Nocturnal activities like crazy. This dude was on his fashion designer swag talking to Sansa. Floral ass nikka obsessed with fabrics. I gotta end with one of the best scenes I've seen on TV in general, tho. This dude, Littlefinger. Chess ain't complex enough a game to describe the game he's playing. He ain't looking at you dudes, he's looking past ya. Sansa with those struggle tears watching the gawd sail away on that yacht. It's #Targset all day, but I consider #ByrdGang my homies.
Why does this and the spoiler thread have damn near the same title 
my nucca. Grandma Tyrell had Twyinn in that torture rack though. I thought Lord T was about to tap out but he pulled through.. he gets the W. Littlefinger is playing errbody. He is out for himself. No alliances..
Why does this and the spoiler thread have damn near the same title
When the King Slayer lost his hand it was ruined by a misclick in the spoiler thread.
I was going to ask a MOD to change the names slightly. But thought i was the only idiot who was dumb enough to do that shyt.
