Game of Thrones Season 3 Niccas!!!!! *Storms Swords*

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Brehs me and my girl started watching Maynard 3-4 weeks ago.


We are all caught up of course as I posted b4... This show is on some other shyt, like the week wait is worse than waiting for breaking bad for a week.

My girl got the 2 first season on DVD from her bro, are any of the extras and shyt worth watching???

yea breh all the extra dvd shyt is definitely worth a look. adds alot of dimension to the story in general if you know some backstory to all the families.
 

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I gotta co-sign the dude weho said some people are too dense to be watching this show based on the statement that Dany hasn't taken any L's.
Spent her formative years with an abusive dikkhead brother
Sold into marriage by that brother to a barbarian
She grow to love the barbarian husband and he gets killed because of her
Loses her baby and now probably can't have any kids
Loses all of her people (and by the time Drogo kicked the bucket Dany was the accepted Kaleesi of the Dothraki people)
Wandering around the desert broke, hungry with chapped lips and the lamest of the Dothraki tribe tagging along
Dragons get stolen
Got them freaky magic dudes trying to kill her now

Now she rebounds from all of that stuff (she doesn't go down for the count like them Starks when the L's start flying at her) but she has taken a lot of knocks in her journey to claim the Iron Throne. And you know she is going to overreach with her Spartacus-like slave rebellion campaign now that she is looking to sack any city that has a slave culture.
 

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I gotta co-sign the dude weho said some people are too dense to be watching this show based on the statement that Dany hasn't taken any L's.
Spent her formative years with an abusive dikkhead brother
Sold into marriage by that brother to a barbarian
She grow to love the barbarian husband and he gets killed because of her
Loses her baby and now probably can't have any kids
Loses all of her people (and by the time Drogo kicked the bucket Dany was the accepted Kaleesi of the Dothraki people)
Wandering around the desert broke, hungry with chapped lips and the lamest of the Dothraki tribe tagging along
Dragons get stolen
Got them freaky magic dudes trying to kill her now

Now she rebounds from all of that stuff (she doesn't go down for the count like them Starks when the L's start flying at her) but she has taken a lot of knocks in her journey to claim the Iron Throne. And you know she is going to overreach with her Spartacus-like slave rebellion campaign now that she is looking to sack any city that has a slave culture.

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Not sure if these were posted already, but Funny or Die has recaps of every episode of Game of Thrones as told by a flamboyant gay hairdresser. HILARIOUS! :pachaha:

 
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I just got dapped by @obarth so I know he bought to bless us with the break down :blessed:
 
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Can I just say that I have no sympathy for Sansa? I mean, compared to the rest of her family she's been living it up. True she had to watch the murder of her father which was traumatic, but c'mon. Compared to her brothers and sister, she's been on easy street, walking around ponds, daily baths, handmaidens and wearing clean royal gowns everyday. I never once feel bad for her. :rudy:
 
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Can I just say that I have no sympathy for Sansa? I mean, compared to the rest of her family she's been living it up. True she had to watch the murder of her father which was traumatic, but c'mon. Compared to her brothers and sister, she's been on easy street, walking around ponds, daily baths, handmaidens and wearing clean royal gowns everyday. I never once feel bad for her. :rudy:

Ya, I never felt bad for her. But after being replaced by Margery and everything she went through in season 2, I thought she would have smartened up by now...but nope, this dumb bytch is still mesmerized by shiny things :snoop:
 

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Can I just say that I have no sympathy for Sansa? I mean, compared to the rest of her family she's been living it up. True she had to watch the murder of her father which was traumatic, but c'mon. Compared to her brothers and sister, she's been on easy street, walking around ponds, daily baths, handmaidens and wearing clean royal gowns everyday. I never once feel bad for her. :rudy:

:what:yeah getting beat up by the Kingsguard is nothing.I understand what you saying though but she's not living on easy street.
 

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Can I just say that I have no sympathy for Sansa? I mean, compared to the rest of her family she's been living it up. True she had to watch the murder of her father which was traumatic, but c'mon. Compared to her brothers and sister, she's been on easy street, walking around ponds, daily baths, handmaidens and wearing clean royal gowns everyday. I never once feel bad for her. :rudy:

shes basically a hostage and at one point she was going to be married to joffrey. you seen what he did to those other hos. she may have the worst situation yet. now at least she does have some protection from the tyrells
 

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we need that review nikka :damn:

:dahell: I'm dapping y'all nikkas cause I really can't dap up this episode, brehs. This episode wasn't as John Blaze as the rest of the season, my dudes. But as always Dany came through and buildings got crushed early. Plus we got to see my girl Missandei Misdemeanor Elliot and my nikka Grey Worm. The verbal work and intimidation Dany served that mascara wearing Yunkish fakkit Raz was so pure, brehs. Throwing succulent cuts of USDA Prime beef in the air like she just don't care while those dragons went ham (pun intended) over it. You could see dude's mascara running off that alone. My boy Drogon was on his goon shyt, brehs. That Estee Lauder wearing sword swallower thought shyt was sweet and he was funna get his gold back but Drogon made it clear like crystal that he was getting ran for his shyt. Why'd he bring that gold anyway?:what: He must not be familiar with the Mother of Dragons. He thought bands would make her dance but he got juxed for his racks and told straight up that Dany saw a town she likin, seen some Yunkish getting money in a town she liked it. They best agree to those terms before that thing bangs out and rings out the side of they right ear :ufdup: Outside of that, this episode was just a bunch of nikkas losing and simping my, brehs. This dude Robb started off with so much promise, but he's better at busting nuts in his girl than leading right now. From how I heard those Volantis girls get down Robb might want to get that Westerosi paternity test. nikka ends up raising the b*stard of some inn keeper or something. Why do y'all think Talisa was writing in that secret code to her mom's? She was telling her she got this nikka trapped and she's coming for half:mjpls: This nikka Jon Snow too busy fukking bytches next to windmills, ol Don Quixote in the face nikka. Talking about buying Ygritte silk dresses already? Ned would be rolling over in his grave. How's the Brotherhood Without Banners supposed to be a trill set of nikkas and they let a little girl escape so easy, doe? Arya thought she was in the clear, but that Hound nikka was chilling in the bushes for days waiting to get his pedo game on :pedo: You in my prayers, Arya. This nikka Theon. Brehs, I honestly think I'm starting to feel sorry for dude...nah, fukk that nikka :pacspit: I've seen torture before, but this dude going in on Theon is the Osiris of this shyt. How you gonna get two choice pawgs to play with dude's head like that and then cut off his equipment? Theon ain't never listening to jazz again after hearing that horn, brehs. His Dizzy Gillespie collection is bushes status after this. But who knows, Dany might could have room for him in her Unsullied :lupe: Y'all saw Gendry's eye's light up when he found out he was a royal b*stard. He thinks he's in for some gold dragons. He's funna find out the truth is much more sinister once Melle Mel get's through with him. If only my nikka Hot Pie was around to help him. This girl Margery is on some other shyt. Talking about hairy men, short men, tall men, ugly men, many men wish death pon me, of mice and men, children of men, men in black 2, boyz II men, etc. How many nikkas has she smashed? I'd be in dem guts until next Winter, doe. Tyrion has a chance to get that ripe specimen that is Sansa and he's over here worried about that hoe Shae? Talking about buying her houses and the finest whips in her name and shyt. Lease that hoe an old model carriage and find her a HUD house in Flea Bottom and call it a day, Ty. I knew that nikka Qyburn was a wierdo. Dr. Frankenstein ass nikka. Lefty with that struggle stump throwing the cape on for Brienne. He remembers what that ass looked like in the bath and wanted a second chance at that George Muresan looking bytch. I straight died when they had Brienne in that pit fighting that bear, brehs, lol. She thought she was good but ain't realize Yogi was smarter than the average bear. She took one swing and got gunned up and clapped quick. That bear gave her the :childplease: before smacking the wildfire out of her ass. Treated her like she was stopping him from getting one of those picnic baskets he be craving. She woulda got that Grizzly Man treatment if Lefty ain't save her ass with his strong hand.
 
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This girl Margery is on some other shyt. Talking about hairy men, short men, tall men, ugly men, many men wish death pon me, of mice and men, children of men, men in black 2, boyz II men, etc.

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