Get dropped and teabagged by an Ostrich brehs

[Pill Gates]

At least the lone black man was unharmed

 

[MoroccanBoy]

I saw a man riding an ostrich through city traffic in Morocco

 

[Lazy Migrant]

real talk i whooped this ostrich's ass in Mississippi once. i had been walking down this dirt road at like midnight or some shyt. came to a crossroads and this huge beast attacked me. had to fight it almost for my life brehs. used the Unknown Style on his ass though and he had no defense. shyt was mad dark so i couldn't really see what was happenin. am certain it was an ostrich though, was either an ostrich or some bigass dog but there ain't too many of them in that part of the south lol.

 

[Sugarbush]

Breh when the ostrich ran off tho

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

It's the title of the thread. I'm holding back tears.

 

[BigMan]

I've had ostrich

Taste like beef

On grape I'd beat the shyt out of an ostrich as long as it doesn't get a running start

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

real talk i whooped this ostrich's ass in Mississippi once. i had been walking down this dirt road at like midnight or some shyt. came to a crossroads and this huge beast attacked me. had to fight it almost for my life brehs. used the Unknown Style on his ass though and he had no defense. shyt was mad dark so i couldn't really see what was happenin. am certain it was an ostrich though, was either an ostrich or some bigass dog but there ain't too many of them in that part of the south lol.

you're such a lame

 

[2stainz]

Bruh I would have grabbed that bird by its neck with two hands and rung it so hard it would vanish into a puff of smoke and turn Into Thanksgiving dinner.

 

[Kamikaze Revy]

this stupid b*stard that had his manhood exposed by poultry.

 

[Fatboi1]

Bill gotta be a vegan cuz he ain't want no beef with that Ostrich.