Cat piss martini
Veteran
one of the baddest peices of mine
was a security at walmart.
we laugh about the shyt to this day.
*walking out with items*
security: receipt please
me: and what if i dont have it love
security: it's a short walk from there to here.
me: maybe you should take me to the room and rough me up
security: I can tell that youre trouble
me: i'm made of the things that make lucifer blush like a school girl.
security:
me: here's my receipt.....be nice if i got it back with your number on it.
security: is that right.
me: that would be damn delightful.
security: youre trying to get me in trouble
me: my dear you dont know the half
security:
was a security at walmart.
we laugh about the shyt to this day.
*walking out with items*
security: receipt please
me: and what if i dont have it love
security: it's a short walk from there to here.
me: maybe you should take me to the room and rough me up
security: I can tell that youre trouble
me: i'm made of the things that make lucifer blush like a school girl.
security:
me: here's my receipt.....be nice if i got it back with your number on it.
security: is that right.
me: that would be damn delightful.
security: youre trying to get me in trouble
me: my dear you dont know the half
security:
