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Hemorrhoids unappreciation thread
- Thread starter Larry Lobster
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I can deal with it, i'm just sharing a problem some of us suffer silently. Hemorrhoids are real and we shouldn't be ashamed of it.
This thanksgiving i was extremely dehydrated and constipated, then i went on an airplane for 2 hours that resulted in me being on the toilet for 2 hours when i got the my hotel room
. i couldn't sleep cause i my ass hurted so bad, every time i walked it felt like i was being stabbed on my butthole
. getting up was the worst also. Then i had to get back on the plane a few days later. Hemorrhoids are a cakewalk to me now nikka
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This thanksgiving i was extremely dehydrated and constipated, then i went on an airplane for 2 hours that resulted in me being on the toilet for 2 hours when i got the my hotel room
Grease your shyt with aloe vera. 
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Da hell is a hemorrhoids 
how do you even pronounce that? 
you brehs been getting jooked in your booty? I don't get it
how do you even pronounce that? you brehs been getting jooked in your booty? I don't get it 
Larry Lobster
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Da hell is a hemorrhoids
Snoopy Loops
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I hate this shytI had a recurrence of hemorrhoids after 2 months of going vegan. Last time I had them was 4 years ago. My fiber intake after going vegan is through the roof. Water intake was ok. I worked out 3-5 times a week during that period. The only thing I may concede is low magnesium and thats because my cal/mag supplementation was erratic. You're overgeneralizing.
Another overlooked cause is prolonged sitting, which is the likely culprit.
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Okay, let me give y'all some tips if you're having trouble with constipation. Along with the obvious, fruits and veggies and water, cut out bread, rice, white potato, and pasta. I don't care if the bread is whole grain, bread can and will clog you up, especially if you don't consume a lot of water, which the majority of you don't otherwise you wouldn't be getting hemorrhoids. Oatmeal is an excellent source of fiber and a grain that you can trust will not clog you up. If you're going to eat rice, eat brown rice, and you better balance the meal with something like broccoli and/or spinach, don't be eating meals of rice and tough meats only, or a bowl full of pasta and cheese and expect to have pleasant bowel movements. Cheese is a big one when it comes to constipation as well. For fruit, raspberries are high in fiber. A little 6oz package is 8 grams and it's not much to eat at all. I'm not much of a fruit person myself, usually just stick to a lot of brocolli and spinach as my main vegetables.
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Is constipation common with vegans? I would think a plant based diet would go smoothly, but I was reading on how you guys can eat grains like pasta? This is new to me. Personally, pasta gives me problems so I steer clear. I used to be a big eater of lots of pasta and cheese; an absolute disaster. Low magnesium definitely could play a role though.
I had a recurrence of hemorrhoids after 2 months of going vegan. Last time I had them was 4 years ago. My fiber intake after going vegan is through the roof. Water intake was ok. I worked out 3-5 times a week during that period. The only thing I may concede is low magnesium and thats because my cal/mag supplementation was erratic. You're overgeneralizing.
Another overlooked cause is prolonged sitting, which is the likely culprit.
Edit: Apparently too much fiber can cause constipation as well
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you dont really have hemorrhoids, nikka let me see....
Increase your fiber intake and drink some coffee
