How to eat off online dating profiles: The Geoffrey Chaucer tutorial!!!

[Mr.Plan B]

Use a group picture but none with females in them?

Group? I don't have friends outside the coli....................

shyt i don't have friends on the coli..........

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

Skip all of that, go outside and get real life bytches

Why do i need a dating site if the world is my dating site? If p*ssy was a stock it would be at an all time low, and all dating sites do is artificially inflate the value. Most girls i know do the dating site thing for free meals and to stroke their ego

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I was talking to some bytch that was Pregnant






She sent me them nudes though

yo when i 1st got back
this broad from Desoto lied to me about being divorced with no kids
then admitted she was still married with 3 kids
and was trying to get me to come smash at 2 am

i was like

SMH

 

[Rawtid]

Group? I don't have friends outside the coli....................

shyt i don't have friends on the coli..........

Cousins?

 

[bangbreh]

nex i will tell you how to eat off church women

hurry on up breh.

 

[Icantspell]

yo when i 1st got back
this broad from Desoto lied to me about being divorced with no kids
then admitted she was still married with 3 kids
and was trying to get me to come smash at 2 am

i was like

Hoes these days ain't got no shame

 

[Mr.Plan B]

Cousins?

My cousins are back home or in the jail.

Im not some fukk boi who cant make friends i just live in this shyt whole with my mom we left all are friends and fam behind to move........

 

[Jayson_bourn]

I'm not on any dating sites but you hit the nail on the head with the Marilyn Monroe quotes. Them broads aint nothin' but trouble

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

Most true statements on here. half these bytches aren't worth your time though unless you just want someone to go out on a date with. No wifey material.

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

why?

 

[DaPresident]

Log off nikkas...


Ya'll be on the "Hard" difficulty when it comes to actually TALKING to women...


but nikkas is putting up cheat guides to online dating... I done seen it all now

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Most true statements on here. half these bytches aren't worth your time though unless you just want someone to go out on a date with. No wifey material.

this aint about finding wifey

this about finding comfort under them sheets

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

this aint about finding wifey

this about finding comfort under them sheets

That's what I said.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Log off nikkas...


Ya'll be on the "Hard" difficulty when it comes to actually TALKING to women...


but nikkas is putting up cheat guides to online dating... I done seen it all now

so you online now telling nikkas to logoff


son gtfoh

i swear nikkas try to sound cool so hard

but do you guy

 

[Nintendough]

Talk about the blind leading the blind