If you were a lawmaker what's some shyt you'd make illegal?

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No weed
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Harsh drug laws
No video games
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Harsher HIV laws
Harsher sex offender laws
Harsher cyber bullying laws
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Who mans is this????
 
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If you don't pick up after your dog you lose your dog
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Tired of dodging dog shyt everyday

U can't pick up after your mut u don't deserve to have one you irresponsible
 

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Zero tolerance policy for transexuals (will be classified as medical illness and prescribed medication)

Legal Marijuana

6 figure nikkas can ONLY marry 6 figure women

millionaire nikkas can ONLY marry millionaire women etc etc

A rich man marrying a broke thot will be ILLEGAL and VICE VERSA.
 

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I would ban GAY COUPLES from raising children

I would ban single mothers from being able to obtain Section 8 unless it's an apartment limit 3 bedrooms

I would revoke State governmenfs from being able to suspend a person's license when they OWE child support

I would ban simps from providing transportation to unemployed thots and babymamas they don't have kids from.....make these hoes ride the bus!

I would charge women who destroy the property of men i.e (burning clothes...destroying cars) with a HATE CRIME

And I would BAN TACO BELL...it's horrible food

And I would BAN BOJANGLES its degrading to blacks and its horrible chicken
 
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Imma start my own sovereign country and the following bullshyt is illegal

-Corporate welfare: Over 56 trillion blown in the fukking wind and nobody calls these a$$holes on it because we're cowards and have been conditioned to blame the poor and accept the powerful economically raping people.
"I hate welfare." Did you know that the amount of corporate welfare that goes to private jets could completely fund food for the impoverished yearly.
(Cricket ass nikkas)

-Men trying to fukk a chick they not trying to marry raw (not even gon talk about STDs)

-Pregnancy is a one hitter quitter. If u prove urself to be irresponsible and have an illegitimate child or father one, its mandatory male and female birth control for both parties, until they are married.

-Discriminatory police brutality given maximum sentencing

-weed is legal (profits fund education budget)

-transition to clean energy and gradual weaning off energy sources that fukk up the planet (we Fern Gully out this bytch)

-Any elderly, child, animal, spousal (male or female) abuse given harsher sentencing and mandatory counseling.
Have you ever experienced the RAW?
 

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Cac on cac relations.

You're women are now property of the brotherhood! :21grr:

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Find a way to reallocate most of the military budget towards a space program and education. Going balls to the walls with that.

In some works of fiction humans are already an intergalactic space faring species by 2017. :martin:
 
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- change interstate speed limits to 85 in non populated areas. 75 everywhere else

- make it just as punitive to file a false report as it is to commit a crime

- all births where the parents aren't married must have a paternity test before the child leaves the hospital

- all police who kill someone in the line of duty must be taken off the streets at a minimum of 9 months. All internal investigations are handled by DOJ. Also require that police have a 2 yr degree and base promotions on education level

-legalize weed

- tax the shyt out of huge corps that don't utilize nor invest in clean energy

- SCOTUS have term limits of 20 yrs. senators serve 4 yrs and Representatives serve 4. Stagger the elections so they're not all up for reelection during one cycle

- eliminate Super PACS

- K Street would be on my targeted list
It's a gang of other shyt I'd go after. Would probably get assassinated
 
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I would ban:
-membership to hate groups-I would make this have prison time and make them be put on a domestic terrorist watch list that's public. Let everyone see how much of an evil b*stard you are.
-public preaching/attempts at religious conversion
-for profit schools
- "in God we trust" on money
- the Plege of Allegiance from being forced in schools
-the confederate flag-like how modern Germany banned any Nazi imagery
 

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I would just do a complete overhaul of the education system. Throw it out completely and start from scratch. Most of the problems people have with the law/contracts/business are due to dumbasses not reading or comprehending the situation.

If you knew that a marriage license is a business license you'd understand why you have to pay alimony/child support. Be mad at the world b/c your dumb ass signed a contract you didn't comprehend.

A smarter or educated population would be able to correct itself.
But but marriage with two kids and a picket fence is the American dream :troll:
 

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1. You cannot work for a financial institution after working for a financial regulatory institution.
2. Inserting bills into other bills that have nothing to do with one another.
3. Gerrymandering
4. Political contributions. Elections should be publicly financed.
5. This isn't illegal -- I think our Presidential elections should be a national holiday. If honoring veterans gets 2 holidays, the day that decides who governs our country deserves one.
 
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