Iowa chic records a record setting a .341 BAC after trying to get in field

[Francium]

Don't fukk with everclear brehs.

 

[dabestkeptsecret]

One day she's going to fukk up her liver/pancreas. I've seen guys who are 28 with a failed liver who needs a transplant at that point.

 

[HipHopStan]

I've been getting daps on this post for two days now. Did something happen to VodkaSam?

 

[Ghpstface]

In response to her tweet about getting good grades I offered her a free case of MOLLYWATR for every course she gets a 4.0/A in for the rest of her college career.

Way to capitalize. I see you're on it. Provide updates. Trinidad James is supposed to be giving you product placement right?

It was a simpler time...

 

[CashmereThoughts]

wake me up when they find her tweets saying nikka

 

[Ghost Utmost]

As a booze hound myself

How was she fukcing standing up

Like

If you wanted to kill a fukcing whale, you could put enough alcohol in its blood to kill it. And this type of percentage should just about do it for most lifeforms

 

[call_me_step_daddy]

that girl is dumb.

i bet she just changed her twitter name to vodka sam on purpose. this bytch will never have a professional career

nah she'll probably become a hs teacher, marry a simp then cheat on'em with a 15 yr old