Iowa chic records a record setting a .341 BAC after trying to get in field

[HipHopStan]

An Idiot on the Field might have made history for being the drunkest Idiot ever recorded as she allegedly tried to jump onto the field during Saturday's Northern Illinois-Iowa game in Iowa City.

From the University of Iowa Police report:

Goudie, Samantha Lynne, 22 of Iowa City, IA for Public Intox at Kinnick Stadium at 1321 hours. Goudie was stopped for trying to enter the field. Goudie was unsteady on her feet. Goudie blew .341 PBT.



Her Twitter

Hmm. Well...anyway...thoughts? Discussion?

 

[Boy C]

:thirsty:

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

that girl is dumb.

i bet she just changed her twitter name to vodka sam on purpose. this bytch will never have a professional career

 

[Born2BKing]

Damn, looked at her pictures on twitter. This chick is a raging alcoholic, got damn.

 

[HipHopStan]

 

[observe]

Why is this news?

 

[HipHopStan]

Damn, looked at her pictures on twitter. This chick is a raging alcoholic, got damn.

I'm surprised she's made it through college this far w/o the alcohol frying her brain yet.

 

[Boy C]

I wanna hang with those club girls that @TheNigerian hangs with

White girl twerk

 

[Just like bruddas]

@Boy C think we found your other half breh

 

[Big Blue]

Why is this news?

Its .341 nikka. 34% of her blood was alcohol breh. Its a miracle shes alive.

 

[observe]

Its .341 nikka. 34% of her blood was alcohol breh. Its a miracle shes alive.

Oh..I'm not a alcohol expert..damn 34%..ok..carry on

 

[Boy C]

@Boy C think we found your other half breh

 

[2manyFCKNrappers]

i'm pretty sure this is pure marketing genius

 

[Takerstani]

Ah. One of those, "I'm in college, of course I'm ___". She's likely starring in several films she has no idea have been uploaded to the internet.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

I'D STICK IT IN HER BOOTY