Iowa chic records a record setting a .341 BAC after trying to get in field

[3rdLetter]

I'D STICK IT IN HER BOOTY

She'd probably want you to use a bottle of goose

 

[MidwestD]

Just 2 put this in perspective, .08 is legally drunk, this bish was at .341

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

Yo how did she not end up in the hospital with her stomach pumped?

 

[Higher Tech]

She'll die an alcohol related death and the entire counrty will mourn for days as if they didn't see it coming.

 

[Brown Ant]

How many shots of liquor in what amount of time would equate this number .341?

 

[GREENandYELLOW]

That's a nice batting average.

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

BELIEVE IMPOSSIBLY DRUNK WOMEN ARE FREELY TWEETING FROM UN-CONFISCATED PHONES WHILE IN POLICE CUSTODY ACCORDING TO THE TIMELINE SUPPLIED BY THE ARTICLE AND THE TWEETS, BREHS!

 

[tru_m.a.c]

seems like a normal Big 10 student to me

probably been doing a power hour

330 kickoff ET...means the game was what? at 2:30 iowa time....which means she prob was at the stadium by 12....which means she'd probably been drinking since 9/10 latest

normal

 

[obarth]

to this bytch

 

[neph27]

my friend blew a .38 freshman year and had to get his stomach pumped and was scary near death drunk

white people are the best

 

[ThiefyPoo]

at someone posting this gif

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

I swear I've always thought college was full of lames.

 

[Action Jackson]

I'm around drunks every night.. That's impressive.

 

[ThiefyPoo]

I swear I've always thought college was full of lames.

You tripping probably best times of your life.

Well the most gun not necessarily the best because some consider life after the best.

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

You tripping probably best times of your life.

Well the most gun not necessarily the best because some consider life after the best.

No, I'm nottttttt. I go to a CC, but will transfer to a Uni soon, but I've been to several and it's like whenever I go people are always getting smashed, and some of the personas<<<<
Even in CC, shyt maybe I'm just highly turned off by the idea of people and drinking. Like I went to WSU pullman, WA to visit a friend, and people were posted up drinking during the day, full of white boys in snapbacks and tank tops and shyt.

I don't know, something about that drinking shyt, and being around a bunch of drinking; man it bothers the fukk outta me, especially daytime drinking