Poetical Poltergeist
Precise and cold hearted
I'm surprised they ain't done a portal plot where actual Dinos from the past come through and fukk shyt up. 
'Jurassic World' Reboot: 'Jurassic City' Rumored Title | Gareth Edwards to Direct | In Theaters July 2, 2025
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ShaDynasty
Chaos Theory Part 1 - The Album
The idea that dinosaurs are loose in the modern world, and everybodys just like fukk it we'll live with it, is the dumbest premise I've ever seen in a movie.
Besides your family members getting randomly eaten, wouldn't the ecosystem of the whole planet instantly and completely go to shyt? In real life governments would all start hunting these abominations back to extinction as soon as the first Pterodactyl reached civilization and killed some dikkhead on the beach.
They need to completely forget the last 2 or 3 films. Dinosaur auctions, greenscreen sets, Chris Pratt sucks. Jeff Goldblum successfully fights off a T-Rex with a stick at one point. How does shyt like that get the green light?
Besides your family members getting randomly eaten, wouldn't the ecosystem of the whole planet instantly and completely go to shyt? In real life governments would all start hunting these abominations back to extinction as soon as the first Pterodactyl reached civilization and killed some dikkhead on the beach.
They need to completely forget the last 2 or 3 films. Dinosaur auctions, greenscreen sets, Chris Pratt sucks. Jeff Goldblum successfully fights off a T-Rex with a stick at one point. How does shyt like that get the green light?
MenacingMonk
Tranquilo
i don’t see the point of SJH in the movie. Franchise is already established and doesn’t need a big actor in a role.
Poetical Poltergeist
Precise and cold hearted
They should just do a planet of the Saurs. Talking Dinos and shyt.
High-key the appeal of the og Jurassic Park was that grounded PG-13 horror flick vibe. You got introduced to some interesting characters in the first 3rd of the film, then once shyt got real it felt like any of them could and would die. And a fair amount did.
Obviously the franchise has long since lost that edge. All the weighted tension replaced with stacking jump scares one after the other that we know the MCs are gonna find the most Fast n Furious way to survive.
If they must milk the franchise even further, then i'd at least like to see the reboot return to a more grounded approach.
Obviously the franchise has long since lost that edge. All the weighted tension replaced with stacking jump scares one after the other that we know the MCs are gonna find the most Fast n Furious way to survive.
If they must milk the franchise even further, then i'd at least like to see the reboot return to a more grounded approach.