Just clogged my girls toilet.. Help me

[Jazzy B.]

Either blame it on someone else or just act like it didn't happen

 

[100 others]

no damn it. you need to lie to her and say that you took a piss and then some "old" shyt came up when you flushed. hopefully she'll buy that story

Aaaannnd, im out, yall

 

[ChrisDorner]

Either blame it on someone else or just act like it didn't happen

Her parents don't use this toilet & my girl will know it's not her

& I've been up here so long so clearly I'll be the primary suspect

 

[ChrisDorner]

Okay I got a hanger.. What do I do
Respond fast please my girl just texted me asking what I'm doing up here

 

[Money Be Green]

Get a plastic bag and just push your hand in the toilet

 

[ChrisDorner]

Get a plastic bag and just push your hand in the toilet

There aren't any plastic bags up here that I know about

 

[100 others]

Open the window and yell "get outta here" . When her family comes up, tell them some guy had climbed thru the window and started taking a shyt in the bathroom. Make sure to take some of those turds and leave a trail to the window

 

[Money Be Green]

There aren't any plastic bags up here that I know about

Run to the kitchen and get one then go back upstairs




Or you could just ask somebody in that house for a plunger

 

[ADK]

I never use this smiley but

 

[ChrisDorner]

Open the window and yell "get outta here" . When her family comes up, tell them some guy had climbed thru the window and started taking a shyt in the bathroom. Make sure to take some of those turds and leave a trail to the window

That might be stupid enough to work

I have a hanger now though. What do I do

 

[Easy-E]

THIS THREAD

 

[100 others]

That might be stupid enough to work

I have a hanger now though. What do I do

Uncoil it and work it in the opening

 

[Jazzy B.]

Her parents don't use this toilet & my girl will know it's not her

& I've been up here so long so clearly I'll be the primary suspect

Go back downstairs and tell the fam you're taking them out to dinner as a treat, then on the way back home stop by a store, buy some shyt, including a toilet brush, say the food made you sick, hop back in to the toilet and clean out your crap .


No toilet brush in the toilet .

 

[FaTaL]

i hope you have skinny arms



or you can try smashing your shyt down the bath tub or shower

 

[ChrisDorner]

I've been sticking it in it feels like it's loosening shut up in there but how can I know for sure

I found a toilet brush in the hallway I'm gonna jam it in there for good measure.. Do it like a plunger right?