Let me tell you about how I got banned from Costco brehs.
- Thread starter General Mills
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General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
Butch chick - Ohhhhhhh. Thats why you did not come. .Because we are lesbians eh?? 
Me - Nah not that at all. I honestly had no clue.
( That was the truth. I still would not have gone of course tho )
I guess Butchie had some shyt to get off her chest. She kinda stepped to me and was like. .
Butch - We are getting tired of people judging us because of our sexual preference.
Me - Hey Its all cool with me. You just caught me off guard.
I dont care really.
Butch - YOU DONT CARE??!
Yup. . Now I definitely feel like she is stepping to me.
And she is talking louder and louder. . I am still confused as to how we got to this point. 
When I am backed in a corner I normally use jokes to defuse a situation. She was looking mad hostile and at this point I just wanted to continue shopping. . Well my next joke caused her to go. .
Me - Nah not that at all. I honestly had no clue.
( That was the truth. I still would not have gone of course tho )I guess Butchie had some shyt to get off her chest. She kinda stepped to me and was like. .
Butch - We are getting tired of people judging us because of our sexual preference.
Me - Hey Its all cool with me. You just caught me off guard.
I dont care really.Butch - YOU DONT CARE??!
Yup. . Now I definitely feel like she is stepping to me.
And she is talking louder and louder. . I am still confused as to how we got to this point. When I am backed in a corner I normally use jokes to defuse a situation. She was looking mad hostile and at this point I just wanted to continue shopping. . Well my next joke caused her to go. .
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Pill Gates
Pro
Someone getting the hands
Rich Spirit
#LeveledUp
Damn a Super Lesbian Saiyan
thats a scary sight
thats a scary sight
the cac mamba
Veteran
shyt isnt gonna fly at the pearly gatesButch - We are getting tired of people judging us because of our sexual preference.
Mills wit that good shyt
Come on mayne, what happened next?
shyt's worse than the wait for Game of Thrones.
shyt's worse than the wait for Game of Thrones.
Clark Wayne
Superstar
First time reading a GM thread from the start 
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
She is not tall but she has an ample gut. She kinda crowds into me and my back is to the shelves with the chips and shyt.
Butch - ( basically screaming ) WE LOVE THE LORD! WE ALSO DEMAND RESPECT!
Me - ( trying to passive aggressive my way out of this bullshyt. )
Ok Ok! I hear you!
Butch - NO YOU DONT HEAR ME!! WE LOVE THE LORD AND WILL DIE FOR HIM IF NEED BE!
Me . .
Butch - WHAT THE HELL IS SO FUNNY!!!
Me - You talking bout you will die for Jesus eh?
Butch - Of course!
Me - But you will not give up p*ssy for Jesus tho.
Me -
Butch - ( basically screaming ) WE LOVE THE LORD! WE ALSO DEMAND RESPECT!
Me - ( trying to passive aggressive my way out of this bullshyt. )
Ok Ok! I hear you!Butch - NO YOU DONT HEAR ME!! WE LOVE THE LORD AND WILL DIE FOR HIM IF NEED BE!
Me . .
Butch - WHAT THE HELL IS SO FUNNY!!!
Me - You talking bout you will die for Jesus eh?
Butch - Of course!
Me - But you will not give up p*ssy for Jesus tho.
Me -
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Knuckles Red
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OP, this story is fake. I remember reading it somewhere else on the internet a while back. smh.
