Let me tell you about how I got banned from Costco brehs.

[IronFist]

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[flea]

You faggits stop rushing the gawd

 

[General Mills]

OP, this story is fake. I remember reading it somewhere else on the internet a while back. smh.

Find it breh.

 

[Rich Spirit]

OP, this story is fake. I remember reading it somewhere else on the internet a while back. smh.

 

[ajkamkel]

This story funny as hell

 

[jdubnyce]

More July fukkery stories

It's been a hot month

 

[Flay Mayweather]

the goat storyteller next to @Buckeye Fever

 

[General Mills]

She started throwing bags of Sun Chips at your boy! And anything else she can get her hands on! She hit me square in the face with some Veggie Straws and thats when I decided enough is enough.

I grabbed pretzels and chuck them at her! Soon it turns into a all out chips brawl and were both scrambling and throwing shyt! I am laughing the whole time which is getting her more and more pissed!! POF chick and the wifey Lesbo are trying to get in between us to break it up.

Wifey Lesbo - ( Talking to Butch ) STOP IT!! STOP!

Me - Yeah tell her to stop! ( pause to throw some more pretzels. ) She is acting demonic.


Wifey Lesbo -

She THROWS HERSELF AT ME!! I turn at the last moment and she jumps on my back!! Trying to claw my ears off. My Pof friend is trying to get her off me with one hand and keeping the butch chick away with the other when 5 Costco employees rush the aisle and break it up.

 

[pickles]

 

[Knuckles Red]

She started throwing bags of Sun Chips at your boy! And anything else she can get her hands on! She hit me square in the face with some Veggie Straws and thats when I decided enough is enough.

I grabbed pretzels and chuck them at her! Soon it turns into a all out chips brawl and were both scrambling and throwing shyt! I am laughing the whole time which is getting her more and more pissed!! POF chick and the wifey Lesbo are trying to get in between us to break it up.

Wifey Lesbo - ( Talking to Butch ) STOP IT!! STOP!

Me - Yeah tell her to stop! ( pause to throw some more pretzels. ) She is acting demonic.


Wifey Lesbo -

She THROWS HERSELF AT ME!! I turn at the last moment and she jumps on my back!! Trying to claw my ears off. My Pof friend is trying to get her off me with one hand and keeping the butch chick away with the other when 5 Costco employees rush the aisle and break it up.

I can't remember where I read it, but the plot of this story sounds vividly familiar to me. I think I remember reading it on another forum, either way this story is fake.

 

[Money Be Green]

 

[Zero]

IButch chick - Yeah. MY service was so good. You could really feel the Lord in the house. . .

Me - Your service??

Butch chick - Yes. . Mine. I am the pastor and my wife here is the first lady. .

Me -

IN

 

[earl n water]

Pastors & fukkery go hand in hand..

 

[flea]

I can't remember where I read it, but the plot of this story sounds vividly familiar to me. I think I remember reading it on another forum, either way this story is fake.

Hey fakkit. Shut up.

 

[Dig]

General Mills fukkery