Let me tell you about how I got banned from Costco brehs.

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She started throwing bags of Sun Chips at your boy! And anything else she can get her hands on! She hit me square in the face with some Veggie Straws and thats when I decided enough is enough. :beli:

I grabbed pretzels and chuck them at her! :gladbron: Soon it turns into a all out chips brawl and were both scrambling and throwing shyt! :russ: I am laughing the whole time which is getting her more and more pissed!!
I love that you played along but at the same time realized how absurdly ridiculously funny the whole shyt was. Reminds me of myself although I might of got a little more pissed at the situation.
 

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Got a call yesterday but missed it. Listened to the voicemail today and I am fully reinstated AND they refunded me my membership fee, AND they gave me a 75.00 store credit.

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Was so good to be back brehs. :mjcry:

 

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Real underwhelming story...what am I missing here ?

I feel like if it wasn't for ops rep he'd be getting "negged" lol
 

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he's a legend at story telling
I figured that from the comments so I'm assuming he had amazing ones in the past and people are eating up the fact that he just posted something new/letting the enthusiasm cloud the actual content of the story

He met a chick, asked him to church, saw him at Costco and yelled at him ? :yeshrug:



:manny: Yeah? And ?
 

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@General Mills

Is the story true? :lupe:

Did you just use that thread and my post for your :duck:?

Or did you really use my line on the lesbian preacher in Costco? :lupe:
True story. I did use your line tho. And it worked to perfection!:blessed:

So to you mad props. I knew I heard that one part from somewhere. Had no clue where tho.... And when I had a chance to use it I cashed in :banderas:
 
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I figured that from the comments so I'm assuming he had amazing ones in the past and people are eating up the fact that he just posted something new/letting the enthusiasm cloud the actual content of the story

He met a chick, asked him to church, saw him at Costco and yelled at him ? :yeshrug:



:manny: Yeah? And ?
whens the last time you smacked a butch lesbian pastor in the face with a bag of pretzels? :usure:
 
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