Let me tell you about how I got banned from Costco brehs.

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Knuckles Red said:
I can't remember where I read it, but the plot of this story sounds vividly familiar to me. I think I remember reading it on another forum, either way this story is fake.
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I am glad this fukkboi is ban @cook
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General Mills said:
I am cruising through Costco before I went to work. Planned on picking up some lunch and see what deals they got in Electronics. I been scoping out Tv's for a min brehs. . I want like a 60 Inch! So I stay in that section like . :mjcry:

Well I was breezing thru Costco when I hear her voice. . . I back up and she was in the chips aisle with these two lesbo chicks. Now. . . this is a crucial moment. . I could have just kept on going. . She did not see me. :mjpls: Anddddd. . . I did stand her up last weekend. :patrice:

But nah. . What do I do. . I act like its all good. .:jawalrus: I walk boldly up to her like Aiyoooooo!!! :pachaha: Whats good!?!?!?!?!!!:smugfavre:



POF Chick - Heyyy you!!! I missed you on Sunday! Where were you??:gladbron:

Me - ( Now I know its all good. She is happy to see me. ) Oh my bad. I got called in to work. What are you ladies up too?:smugbiden:

POF Chick - Just shopping. Andddd. you so should have came last Sunday! The sermon was so good!! So powerful! :lawd:


Now there were two lesbo chicks with her. One butch. The other one not a butch. . But no lightweight either. The butch ones speaks up and says. .

Butch chick - Yeah. MY service was so good. You could really feel the Lord in the house. . . :win:

Me - :wtf: Your service??

Butch chick - Yes. . Mine. I am the pastor and my wife here is the first lady. . :shaq2:

Me - :wtf::wtf:
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Are you still in the 904? If so I think I know exactly who you're talking about :mjlol:
 
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I am back!!!!!

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Got a call yesterday but missed it. Listened to the voicemail today and I am fully reinstated AND they refunded me my membership fee, AND they gave me a 75.00 store credit.

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I am just getting to work and my boss said he ran into the head guy he knows at Costco. . Said he mentioned the fiasco and the dude was pissed cause nobody told him about it. Said he was livid. Later he told him that the assistant manager who cuffed my membership had no right to do that and she got "Let Go" Apparently she was already on a short leash. .

I ran up in Costco before work like

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Was so good to be back brehs. :mjcry:
 
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Myrical Lyfe said:
I lost all self control at the lama GIF
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First saw @Mowgli use that gif in the GTA 5 online thread. Something about some breh from the Coli was driving down the pier to run him over and he turns slow and snipes him. He used that Lama gif and I about lost it. :mjlol:
 
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ZiggyZag said:
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The visuals of the the whole story tho
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every Costco is pretty much the same,...
he was in that first aisle, by the tv's and kitty corner from the snacks.
I can see him outside walking the tires and all that breh.

shyt is hilarious,.....

lol @ mills like get her,...yeah, get her.
then, Chuckks some cheese puffs on that lesbo.
my high guy got hit wit Dem veggie stix....

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