Let me tell you about how I got banned from Costco brehs.

[Sauce Dab]

Wait... What?

8+10=18

 

[I.AM.PIFF]

That's not mine

Maybe @I.AM.PIFF ?

 

[///Vega+++]

*WIPES TEARS*
thanks Mills I needed this laugh

 

[Black Cac]

stop at the good part, brehs

for real, this nikka think this an anime or something. ole next time on dbz ass

 

[Black Cac]

OP, this story is fake. I remember reading it somewhere else on the internet a while back. smh.

mods banned dude for exposing OP

 

[#StarkSet]

Im about to ask her why she was in Costco throwing chips at the General.

u won't

 

[mannyrs13]

@General Mills keeps us fed more than Costcos can. One of you Jacksonville posters better let him use your membership card. With all he's done, y'all better be pushing the cart and helping him load the groceries into the trunk of his car too.

 

[Shamrock32]

I've been reading this thread at work, had to go out back to finish

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Story gets a two handed General Mills navy salute

I swear I just read that shyt


Being in the Navy a lot of what he said is tough to fabricate. The image I had of the nikka doing a double salute

You got to be dumb as fukk to believe that

 

[BlackSuperman]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/my-man-fuked-a-w-no-legs.73732/

I needed that laugh.

 

[Konnan]

I'm so glad I clicked this thread

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

She started throwing bags of Sun Chips at your boy! And anything else she can get her hands on! She hit me square in the face with some Veggie Straws and thats when I decided enough is enough.

I grabbed pretzels and chuck them at her! Soon it turns into a all out chips brawl and were both scrambling and throwing shyt! I am laughing the whole time which is getting her more and more pissed!! POF chick and the wifey Lesbo are trying to get in between us to break it up.

Wifey Lesbo - ( Talking to Butch ) STOP IT!! STOP!

Me - Yeah tell her to stop! ( pause to throw some more pretzels. ) She is acting demonic.


Wifey Lesbo -

She THROWS HERSELF AT ME!! I turn at the last moment and she jumps on my back!! Trying to claw my ears off. My Pof friend is trying to get her off me with one hand and keeping the butch chick away with the other when 5 Costco employees rush the aisle and break it up.

Costco employees separate us and take us both outside. I am still laughing brehs. shyt was hilarious. This fat white chick was the manager. . First she is over there talking to the Lesbians. . . . Then she waddles her way over to me. . .

Manager - Are you a member?

Me - Yup! ( I actually just renewed last month )

Manager - Can I see your Membership ID?

Me - Sure. Here ya go.


Manager Cac Bytch - Thanks. Your banned.

Puts my ID in her pocket and walks away!! I was

The visuals of the the whole story tho

 

[DabbinSauce]

Butch chick - Yes. . Mine. I am the pastor and my wife here is the first lady. .

 

[ZoeGod]

Lololololol this nikka @General Mills is funny as hell. Was at work yesterday and was laughed out loud my coworkers looking at me like . You need a show breh like a youtube series.

 

[Birdie]

I don't think there's a Black man in American who hasn't had a bad experience with a dike.