OP must have got into it with this pastor lol.
Edit: OH shyt OP really DID get into it with her lmao! I was just BSing lol.
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ole "bet alot of puzzy ni33as wanna murda brasi" ass bich
Let me tell you about how I got banned from Costco brehs.
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kevin gates ass bytch
ole "bet alot of puzzy ni33as wanna murda brasi" ass bich
LOOLILOLOP must have got into it with this pastor lol.
Edit: OH shyt OP really DID get into it with her lmao! I was just BSing lol.
I didn't even see that shyt
Damn y'all work fast, gawddamn@General Mills is this the butch pastor?
Valerie Williams is the lesbian pastor of St. Luke’s Community Church in Jacksonville, FL. The church is actually a part of a specific denomination that was formed for the LGBT community. The Rev. Troy Perry founded the Metropolitan Community Church denomination in 1968.
The odds
You can't make this shyt up
Yo Mills, show up to her next sermon with a bunch of your boys on some on some "I can be banned from Costco, but you'll be banned from Heaven" shyt
Behind-the-wheel
Living dead
I am cruising through Costco before I went to work. Planned on picking up some lunch and see what deals they got in Electronics. I been scoping out Tv's for a min brehs. . I want like a 60 Inch! So I stay in that section like .
Well I was breezing thru Costco when I hear her voice. . . I back up and she was in the chips aisle with these two lesbo chicks. Now. . . this is a crucial moment. . I could have just kept on going. . She did not see me.Anddddd. . . I did stand her up last weekend.
But nah. . What do I do. . I act like its all good. .I walk boldly up to her like Aiyoooooo!!!
Whats good!?!?!?!?!!!
POF Chick - Heyyy you!!! I missed you on Sunday! Where were you??
Me - ( Now I know its all good. She is happy to see me. ) Oh my bad. I got called in to work. What are you ladies up too?
POF Chick - Just shopping. Andddd. you so should have came last Sunday! The sermon was so good!! So powerful!
Now there were two lesbo chicks with her. One butch. The other one not a butch. . But no lightweight either. The butch ones speaks up and says. .
Butch chick - Yeah. MY service was so good. You could really feel the Lord in the house. . .
Me -Your service??
Butch chick - Yes. . Mine. I am the pastor and my wife here is the first lady. .
Me -
Yep...that's all I need to read.
These tricks were all messed up in the head already.
It's better you left her twisted ass behind...who knows what kinda demonic mess she's into if she's at a lesbo church.
That Old Thread Kept Me Entertained lol
Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
This story funny as hell
Yo, everyone wants to know what I am crying dying lol at.
that supersaiyan smilie and his Jesus retort,....
ah lawd,....?.
Stayed tuned coli battle dome fight arena fans,.......
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Art Barr
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Costco employees separate us and take us both outside. I am still laughing brehs. shyt was hilarious.This fat white chick was the manager. . First she is over there talking to the Lesbians. . . . Then she waddles her way over to me. . .
Manager - Are you a member?
Me - Yup! ( I actually just renewed last month )
Manager - Can I see your Membership ID?
Me - Sure. Here ya go.
Manager Cac Bytch - Thanks. Your banned.
Puts my ID in her pocket and walks away!! I was
Whut,.....
that's some bullshyt.
Art Barr
@General Mills I've been stalking your main thread for months
Could of @ed a breh
, nearly missed the piff
GOAT Mills
You need to get the animation series going, those navy stories alone can hold down 2 seasons
Could of @ed a breh
, nearly missed the piffGOAT Mills
You need to get the animation series going, those navy stories alone can hold down 2 seasons
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@General Mills is this the butch pastor?
Valerie Williams is the lesbian pastor of St. Luke’s Community Church in Jacksonville, FL. The church is actually a part of a specific denomination that was formed for the LGBT community. The Rev. Troy Perry founded the Metropolitan Community Church denomination in 1968.
OP must have got into it with this pastor lol.
Edit: OH shyt OP really DID get into it with her lmao! I was just BSing lol.
Yup. We cleared out the whole chips aisle at Costco.
wot!!
Costco employees separate us and take us both outside. I am still laughing brehs. shyt was hilarious.
Manager - Are you a member?
Me - Yup! ( I actually just renewed last month )
Manager - Can I see your Membership ID?
Me - Sure. Here ya go.
Manager Cac Bytch - Thanks. Your banned.
Puts my ID in her pocket and walks away!! I was
didnt even see it coming
There's nothing to get offended about, so yeah@Vice Queen are we the only coli ladies here?
Field Marshall Bradley
Veteran
But entertaining none the less