Let me tell you about how I got banned from Costco brehs.

[FrederickDouglas]

She is not tall but she has an ample gut. She kinda crowds into me and my back is to the shelves with the chips and shyt.

Butch - ( basically screaming ) WE LOVE THE LORD! WE ALSO DEMAND RESPECT!

Me - ( trying to passive aggressive my way out of this bullshyt. ) Ok Ok! I hear you!

Butch - NO YOU DONT HEAR ME!! WE LOVE THE LORD AND WILL DIE FOR HIM IF NEED BE!

Me . .


Butch - WHAT THE HELL IS SO FUNNY!!!


Me - You talking bout you will die for Jesus eh?

Butch - Of course!

Me - But you will not give up p*ssy for Jesus tho.

Me -

I'm not watching all of that long ass shyt, but she said she'd die for Jesus

Bytch, you can't even give up p*ssy for Jesus!

Could have at least gave a nikka a shoutout damn

 

[IceDragon]

Seems like to me the lesbians were laying claim to the Pof chick and made a move to get you to fall back.

 

[tmonster]

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

damn the wolves even found her

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

july the month of fukkery just wont stop giving

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

I do have 1 observation tho @General Mills









u said there was 1 butch and 1 wifey



I'm having trouble distinguishing between them :scusting::scusting2::disgust::disgust7::disgust19::bytchplz::oword::dunkface:

LMAO, he may have called her the butch's wifey, but he never said she was wifey material. He made no misrepresentations about that chick:

Now there were two lesbo chicks with her. One butch. The other one not a butch. . But no lightweight either.

 

[kingdizzy01]

the general is back!!

 

[Bless't]

Yes. I work right here in Deerwood park. So I hit it up on the way to work. I miss the rotisserie chickens.

Southside.



They'll review the footage and at the very least refund you your money. They better.

 

[Bless't]

coli detectives

I love our wolves.

 

[Bless't]

@General Mills's stories are so good, I'm not ashamed to admit I've spent significant time thinking of how an animated series based on his Ls would play out on TV.

Look at his avatar and tell me that's not an adult cartoon star brehs!
Anyway, good motherfukkin story OP. Hopefully that bytch who clearly banned you based on personal bias towards homosexuals gets her just dues.

It's seriously a cartoon Leonard Washington.



I agree, I think it would be a funny ass cartoon. If written right.

 

[The_Sheff]

@General Mills's stories are so good, I'm not ashamed to admit I've spent significant time thinking of how an animated series based on his Ls would play out on TV.

Look at his avatar and tell me that's not an adult cartoon star brehs!
Anyway, good motherfukkin story OP. Hopefully that bytch who clearly banned you based on personal bias towards homosexuals gets her just dues.

When i read his stories i pretend that dude in the avi is the one going through that shyt. Makes it even funnier.


Who got a link to that story about fukking a chick with no legs?

 

[The_Sheff]

Im about to ask her why she was in Costco throwing chips at the General.

 

[scarlxrd]

Y'all losing for not having him on ignore already.

If I see someone in extreme red rep.. And always making shyt threads.. I ignore em quick so I ain't got to see their shyt when I click "new posts"

I had to unignore in this thread. Brehs were talking to themselves too much

 

[IronFist]

 

[Supercoolmayo]

When i read his stories i pretend that dude in the avi is the one going through that shyt. Makes it even funnier.


Who got a link to that story about fukking a chick with no legs?

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/my-man-fuked-a-w-no-legs.73732/