Let me tell you about how I got banned from Costco brehs.
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itsyoung!!
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not know how GOAT mills stories go, brehs
hes bike
its a shame
him and @Ugo Ogugwa arent the highest repped posters on this site they should be 10,000+ reps by now yall better get on yall shyt with all the original piff they give us 
that story was one of the reasons i continued posting here lmaoThe chick with no legs was not me. lol. That story is hilarious tho!
itsyoung!!
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She started throwing bags of Sun Chips at your boy! And anything else she can get her hands on! She hit me square in the face with some Veggie Straws and thats when I decided enough is enough.
I grabbed pretzels and chuck them at her!Soon it turns into a all out chips brawl and were both scrambling and throwing shyt!
I am laughing the whole time which is getting her more and more pissed!!
POF chick and the wifey Lesbo are trying to get in between us to break it up.
Wifey Lesbo - ( Talking to Butch ) STOP IT!! STOP!
Me - Yeah tell her to stop! ( pause to throw some more pretzels. ) She is acting demonic.
Wifey Lesbo -
She THROWS HERSELF AT ME!! I turn at the last moment and she jumps on my back!! Trying to claw my ears off.My Pof friend is trying to get her off me with one hand and keeping the butch chick away with the other when 5 Costco employees rush the aisle and break it up.
Pinyapplesuckas
He's A Good Man
Pittsburgh 
Y'all losing for not having him on ignore already.
If I see someone in extreme red rep.. And always making shyt threads.. I ignore em quick so I ain't got to see their shyt when I click "new posts"
you still gonna smash the pof chick tho? 
this is my first @General Mills story, i hadnt heard of him before
that cliffhanger in the first post
kinda reminds me of the first @Buckeye Fever thread i read, about him subbing into that kids bball game and having a jordanesque performance
that was prob my favorite thread on this site
that cliffhanger in the first post
kinda reminds me of the first @Buckeye Fever thread i read, about him subbing into that kids bball game and having a jordanesque performance
that was prob my favorite thread on this site
Let me start of by saying. . I LOVE Costco.
I met this chick off POF in Jan. Cool breezy. . No kids. Good job. . . etc. . We went on two dates. .First took her out for lunch. .Second one we got some more grub and chalked it up at a park.Didnt hit or anything. . But she was on my list. . . . She calls me and tells me that her job is going to have her traveling out of state for the next year and she is sad cause she likes me or whatever.
I am likethanks for the heads up. Hit a brother back up when you get back in town. I had no interest in trying to do a long distance thing. And that was that. . . UNTIL. . .She hit your boy back up two weeks ago talking about they got her back in Jax for the foreseeable future. Do I want to hang out?
I am like hells yeah. .
Church date is not on my agenda.
I dont go brehs. I just pull an no call no show..
I ran into her last weekend at Costco. . And fukkery was afoot.
You really making threads about courtney breh.
Let me text this bytch real quick to fukk up your week.
TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?
I walk around a little edgy already
fakkit ass Knuckles gone...thats whats up
I am cruising through Costco before I went to work. Planned on picking up some lunch and see what deals they got in Electronics. I been scoping out Tv's for a min brehs. . I want like a 60 Inch! So I stay in that section like .
Well I was breezing thru Costco when I hear her voice. . . I back up and she was in the chips aisle with these two lesbo chicks. Now. . . this is a crucial moment. . I could have just kept on going. . She did not see me.Anddddd. . . I did stand her up last weekend.
But nah. . What do I do. . I act like its all good. .I walk boldly up to her like Aiyoooooo!!!
POF Chick - Heyyy you!!! I missed you on Sunday! Where were you??
Me - ( Now I know its all good. She is happy to see me. ) Oh my bad. I got called in to work. What are you ladies up too?
POF Chick - Just shopping. Andddd. you so should have came last Sunday! The sermon was so good!! So powerful!
Now there were two lesbo chicks with her. One butch. The other one not a butch. . But no lightweight either. The butch ones speaks up and says. .
Butch chick - Yeah. MY service was so good. You could really feel the Lord in the house. . .
Me -Your service??
Butch chick - Yes. . Mine. I am the pastor and my wife here is the first lady. .
Me -
The actual girl this story is based on has a jamaican/african pastor.
As soon as I read this post I knew it was
edit: read through the thread.
ALonelyDad
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Who cares if its real or not? This shyt is great. I wish there were stories like this on my test, I would get A+ everytime
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
Nah this ain't about C. Lol.You really making threads about courtney breh.
Let me text this bytch real quick to fukk up your week.