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I swear to gawd I didn't know she was the actual pastor lol. I remember seeing that posted on facebook sometimes and just googled black lesbian pastor event flyers. Didn't even notice the city and state lol.
Let me tell you about how I got banned from Costco brehs.
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I swear to gawd I didn't know she was the actual pastor lol. I remember seeing that posted on facebook sometimes and just googled black lesbian pastor event flyers. Didn't even notice the city and state lol.
OP must have got into it with this pastor lol.
Edit: OH shyt OP really DID get into it with her lmao! I was just BSing lol.
He spent the past 2 days making that shyt up and then posted the story on reddit hoping people would dig it up
After that didn't work he posted the same exact story on the coli
He then got some fakkit banned
And the coli detectives did their "digging" and found the shyt he made up
U know that fakkit red knuckles is frantically searching for anything close to this story so he can say mills copied it
@General Mills is this the butch pastor?
Valerie Williams is the lesbian pastor of St. Luke’s Community Church in Jacksonville, FL. The church is actually a part of a specific denomination that was formed for the LGBT community. The Rev. Troy Perry founded the Metropolitan Community Church denomination in 1968.
OP must have got into it with this pastor lol.
Edit: OH shyt OP really DID get into it with her lmao! I was just BSing lol.
See... This is why when I first joined I didn't cross no one on this site.... I bet y'all could tell me where Tupac is.
@General Mills's stories are so good, I'm not ashamed to admit I've spent significant time thinking of how an animated series based on his Ls would play out on TV.
Look at his avatar and tell me that's not an adult cartoon star brehs!
Anyway, good motherfukkin story OP. Hopefully that bytch who clearly banned you based on personal bias towards homosexuals gets her just dues.
Look at his avatar and tell me that's not an adult cartoon star brehs!
Anyway, good motherfukkin story OP. Hopefully that bytch who clearly banned you based on personal bias towards homosexuals gets her just dues.
OP must have got into it with this pastor lol.
Edit: OH shyt OP really DID get into it with her lmao! I was just BSing lol.
I do have 1 observation tho @General Mills
u said there was 1 butch and 1 wifey
I'm having trouble distinguishing between them :scusting::scusting2::disgust::disgust7::disgust19::bytchplz::oword::dunkface:
Yup. We cleared out the whole chips aisle at Costco.
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
I do have 1 observation tho @General Mills
u said there was 1 butch and 1 wifey
I'm having trouble distinguishing between them :scusting::scusting2::disgust::disgust7::disgust19::bytchplz::oword::dunkface:
I do have 1 observation tho @General Mills
u said there was 1 butch and 1 wifey
I'm having trouble distinguishing between them :scusting::scusting2::disgust::disgust7::disgust19::bytchplz::oword::dunkface:
Lol. I knew the dark one was wifey cause she had a dress on. The butch one was dressed like a dude straight up. Her fade was clean as fukk tho.
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I KNOW!! I was still in joke mode. Did not realize she was looking at me like .
A lesbian pastor at a Christian church. Jesus just.I am cruising through Costco before I went to work. Planned on picking up some lunch and see what deals they got in Electronics. I been scoping out Tv's for a min brehs. . I want like a 60 Inch! So I stay in that section like .
Well I was breezing thru Costco when I hear her voice. . . I back up and she was in the chips aisle with these two lesbo chicks. Now. . . this is a crucial moment. . I could have just kept on going. . She did not see me.Anddddd. . . I did stand her up last weekend.
But nah. . What do I do. . I act like its all good. .I walk boldly up to her like Aiyoooooo!!!
Whats good!?!?!?!?!!!
POF Chick - Heyyy you!!! I missed you on Sunday! Where were you??
Me - ( Now I know its all good. She is happy to see me. ) Oh my bad. I got called in to work. What are you ladies up too?
POF Chick - Just shopping. Andddd. you so should have came last Sunday! The sermon was so good!! So powerful!
Now there were two lesbo chicks with her. One butch. The other one not a butch. . But no lightweight either. The butch ones speaks up and says. .
Butch chick - Yeah. MY service was so good. You could really feel the Lord in the house. . .
Me -Your service??
Butch chick - Yes. . Mine. I am the pastor and my wife here is the first lady. .
Me -
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She started throwing bags of Sun Chips at your boy! And anything else she can get her hands on! She hit me square in the face with some Veggie Straws and thats when I decided enough is enough.
I grabbed pretzels and chuck them at her!Soon it turns into a all out chips brawl and were both scrambling and throwing shyt!
I am laughing the whole time which is getting her more and more pissed!!
Wifey Lesbo - ( Talking to Butch ) STOP IT!! STOP!
Me - Yeah tell her to stop! ( pause to throw some more pretzels. ) She is acting demonic.
Wifey Lesbo -
She THROWS HERSELF AT ME!! I turn at the last moment and she jumps on my back!! Trying to claw my ears off.My Pof friend is trying to get her off me with one hand and keeping the butch chick away with the other when 5 Costco employees rush the aisle and break it up.
@General Mills is this the butch pastor?
Valerie Williams is the lesbian pastor of St. Luke’s Community Church in Jacksonville, FL. The church is actually a part of a specific denomination that was formed for the LGBT community. The Rev. Troy Perry founded the Metropolitan Community Church denomination in 1968.
