Let me tell you about how I got banned from Costco brehs.

[CarbonBraddock]

She is not tall but she has an ample gut. She kinda crowds into me and my back is to the shelves with the chips and shyt.

Butch - ( basically screaming ) WE LOVE THE LORD! WE ALSO DEMAND RESPECT!

Me - ( trying to passive aggressive my way out of this bullshyt. ) Ok Ok! I hear you!

Butch - NO YOU DONT HEAR ME!! WE LOVE THE LORD AND WILL DIE FOR HIM IF NEED BE!

Me . .


Butch - WHAT THE HELL IS SO FUNNY!!!


Me - You talking bout you will die Jesus eh?

Butch - Of course!

Me - But you will not give up p*ssy for Jesus tho.

Me -

I'm out breh, have a good life and have fun with the rest of the story

 

[Milk N Cookies]

at the baby d vs mills tag

 

[BlackSuperman]

Damn, I swear one page Knuckles wasn't banned and the next page he's banned. Y'all work fast.

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

I missed a genny milli thread this time...but ill be waiting breh

 

[BlackSuperman]

Wait... What?

It took me a second but I got what he meant.

 

[Milk N Cookies]

@General Mills had me at work on straight Muttley mode for my last hour!

This story made it go by so fast

 

[Lakers Offseason]

Me - Yeah tell her to stop! ( pause to throw some more pretzels. ) She is acting demonic.


Wifey Lesbo -

This gif execution

 

[hotbeezie]

 

[Milk N Cookies]

I read the entire story with Lamard Tate telling it in my mind.

My goodness...

 

[General Mills]

@General Mills is this the butch pastor?

Valerie Williams is the lesbian pastor of St. Luke’s Community Church in Jacksonville, FL. The church is actually a part of a specific denomination that was formed for the LGBT community. The Rev. Troy Perry founded the Metropolitan Community Church denomination in 1968.

Yup. We cleared out the whole chips aisle at Costco.

 

[Shade]

OP must have got into it with this pastor lol.

Edit: OH shyt OP really DID get into it with her lmao! I was just BSing lol.

 

[hood b. goode]

@General Mills is this the butch pastor?

Valerie Williams is the lesbian pastor of St. Luke’s Community Church in Jacksonville, FL. The church is actually a part of a specific denomination that was formed for the LGBT community. The Rev. Troy Perry founded the Metropolitan Community Church denomination in 1968.

OP must have got into it with this pastor lol.

coli detectives

 

[Allergic2Latex]

@General Mills is this the butch pastor?

Valerie Williams is the lesbian pastor of St. Luke’s Community Church in Jacksonville, FL. The church is actually a part of a specific denomination that was formed for the LGBT community. The Rev. Troy Perry founded the Metropolitan Community Church denomination in 1968.

Yup. We cleared out the whole chips aisle at Costco.

The odds
You can't make this shyt up


Yo Mills, show up to her next sermon with a bunch of your boys on some on some "I can be banned from Costco, but you'll be banned from Heaven" shyt

 

[Thinking on a toilet]

I am like hells yeah. . I already am thinking of Netflix and drinks. She says ok come to church with me this Sunday.

 

[Ronnie Lott]

@General Mills is this the butch pastor?

Valerie Williams is the lesbian pastor of St. Luke’s Community Church in Jacksonville, FL. The church is actually a part of a specific denomination that was formed for the LGBT community. The Rev. Troy Perry founded the Metropolitan Community Church denomination in 1968.

OP must have got into it with this pastor lol.

Edit: OH shyt OP really DID get into it with her lmao! I was just BSing lol.