Maggie Gyllenhaal to Star in David Simon's HBO Porn Drama

[pickles]

 

[ML29]

:cenawtf::sasugh:David Simon needs to be stopped asap. Can't he Do The Corner Part 2 or something?

 

[ML29]

They shouldve tried getting Christina Hendricks.

Yeah, Mad Men is over she got ain't shyt else to.

 

[hex]

david simon trollin

Dude is feeling himself heavy.

Casting Director: "Mr. Simon who do you have in mind?"

Simon:"We need someone that exudes sensuality....a real sex goddess....I know, Maggie Gyllenhaal!"

Casting Director: "Sir, her face looks like an old work boot."

Simon: "Don't question me god damn it, I made 'The Wire'. If I say she's fine, she's fine."

Casting Director (thinking): "He did make 'The Wire'"

Fred.

 

[H.J.Duck]

and even katie holmes is overrated as shyt. billionaire playboy needs a dime piece on his arm.

she was cute though. there's absolutely nothing attractive about Maggie Gyllenhaal.

 

[obarth]

Dude is feeling himself heavy.

Casting Director: "Mr. Simon who do you have in mind?"

Simon:"We need someone that exudes sensuality....a real sex goddess....I know, Maggie Gyllenhaal!"

Casting Director: "Sir, her face looks like an old work boot."

Simon: "Don't question me god damn it, I made 'The Wire'. If I say she's fine, she's fine."

Casting Director (thinking): "He did make 'The Wire'"

Fred.

I literally just spit out my drink in public. You wrong for this one Fred @hexagram23

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

Casting Director: "Sir, her face looks like an old work boot."

hahahhahahahaa

 

[duncanthetall]

this bytch loves getting naked

 

[MAKAVELI25]

Be considerate, son

Edit: my bad, and I quote it like a dumbass

 

[mr x]

40+ posts of ugly jokes

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

Be considerate, son

Edit: my bad, and I quote it like a dumbass

breh im sorry, that's how disgusted i am, bytch so ugly your web browser loads slower

 

[Animal House]

Dude is feeling himself heavy.

Casting Director: "Mr. Simon who do you have in mind?"

Simon:"We need someone that exudes sensuality....a real sex goddess....I know, Maggie Gyllenhaal!"

Casting Director: "Sir, her face looks like an old work boot."

Simon: "Don't question me god damn it, I made 'The Wire'. If I say she's fine, she's fine."

Casting Director (thinking): "He did make 'The Wire'"

Fred.

That about sums it up

 

[Fade Runner 2049]