Maggie Gyllenhaal to Star in David Simon's HBO Porn Drama

[I AM WARHOL]

I know we all had the same face on after reading the thread name

 

[TKOK]

For a movie grounded in reality, the ideal that Bruce Wayne fell inlove with Maggie fukking Gyllenhall is some unbelievable shyt.

It literally looks like her face is melting.

as far as acting ability goes her> holmes, but you're right as far as looks go.

 

[KevCo]

well, she already looks like a used up prostitute

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

I'd throw stacks at Kat Dennings

 

[The_Unchosen_One]

Dude is feeling himself heavy.

Casting Director: "Mr. Simon who do you have in mind?"

Simon:"We need someone that exudes sensuality....a real sex goddess....I know, Maggie Gyllenhaal!"

Casting Director: "Sir, her face looks like an old work boot."

Simon: "Don't question me god damn it, I made 'The Wire'. If I say she's fine, she's fine."

Casting Director (thinking): "He did make 'The Wire'"

Fred.

 

[The_Unchosen_One]

I'd throw stacks at Kat Dennings

dem titties

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

fukking crazy that her brother is "oh lawd"

And her face is "oh lawd"

 

[Red Shield]

All the other chicks they coulda got... and they get her

Hell they coulda got Sasha Grey


Well atleast she'll make a believable blown out whore

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

Mufukkas gon be at dat cast table readin of da script and hit dem nude scenes wit dat bish in em like

.

 

[23Barrettcity]

NOBODY WANT TO BE SEEING THIS DOPEY ASS bytch NAKED

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No homo but how is your brother the prettiest person in your family

 

[Danie84]

Simon got that HAWG to play in a Porn-inspired show

 

[Brozay]

Dude is feeling himself heavy.

Casting Director: "Mr. Simon who do you have in mind?"

Simon:"We need someone that exudes sensuality....a real sex goddess....I know, Maggie Gyllenhaal!"

Casting Director: "Sir, her face looks like an old work boot."

Simon: "Don't question me god damn it, I made 'The Wire'. If I say she's fine, she's fine."

Casting Director (thinking): "He did make 'The Wire'"

Fred.

Legit made me laugh out load

 

[BXKingPin82]

her face look like an old work boot


@hexagram23
start callin this bytch WBG

Work Boot Grill

 

[MJ Truth]

 

[904]

I remember Patrice O'Neal ranting about that the only thing which was wrong with that movie was the fact that Bruce Wayne was simping over Maggie Gyllenhaal

shyt would've been 1000x more believable if Katie Holmes hadn't bounced.

You gotta link to that?