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Michael Bennett: Panthers are Seahawks' really attractive cousin
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if he just said "Cousins" and left it there, then the point woulda been made.
Adding attractive tho
Adding attractive tho
Bennet family is a bunch of oddballs for sure.
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Mannn don't associate me with Alief TaylorHe was forever cool to me after I saw him shout out Alief Taylor High School in his intro on SNF
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Elsik all day errrday
I get that, but when's the last time you saw anyone from Alief shout out their hood on such a large stage?Mannn don't associate me with Alief Taylor
Elsik all day errrday
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/1/26/5348104/michael-bennett-sack-dance-gif-angels-chocolate
It's essentially Ravishing Rick Rude's dance, albeit with pads on and perhaps a bit more sexy to enjoy. But if you're a football fan who's watched the Seahawks, it's likely you know the dance. That's not exactly why we're here.
We are, however, here to appreciate the Seattle Times' story on Bennett's dance -- a story that starts with Earl Thomas saying he makes his kids turn away when it's on, a speechless Richard Sherman (!!!) and head coach Pete Carroll turning his head, too. It's all great, and you should read it, but let's focus in on how Bennett describes his own dance:
"I would describe it as two angels dancing while chocolate is coming from the heavens on a nice Sunday morning," he said.
We agree with this incredibly descriptive assessment. In fact, we found visual proof that Bennett is completely correct about what happens when he gets shaking.
Guy is entertaining every time he's on the radio.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/1...le-seahawks-pretends-russell-wilson-get-table
RENTON, Wash. -- Seattle Seahawks defensive lineman Michael Bennett knows the name to drop around town to get what he wants.
Bennett tried to make a reservation over the phone at an exclusive unnamed eatery Tuesday, thinking his status as a defensive star for the NFL's top team was good enough. After all, he returned a Drew Brees fumble 22 yards for a touchdown just one night earlier.
AP Photo/Elaine ThompsonSeahawks defensive lineman Michael Bennett returned a fumble by Drew Brees for a touchdown Monday but had to pretend to be Russell Wilson to score a table at an exclusive eatery the next night.
"But they told me they were all booked up," Bennett said in a 710 ESPN radio interview.
Undeterred, Bennett had an alternate plan of action.
"I called them back a few minutes later," he said. "I said, 'Hey, this is Russell Wilson. I'll be attending your restaurant today. Do you have any tables?'
"And she was like, 'Yes! We can make a table for you! You were 22-for-30 the other night, 130 quarterback rating!' She knew every stat."
Bennett changed his voice when he called the second time, although his Wilson impression on the radio didn't sound much like his teammate. Bennett raised his voice a little and tried to sound cerebral.
The ruse was going to be hard to pull off when he arrived at the restaurant, considering the fact Bennett looks nothing like Wilson, is six inches taller, 70 pounds heavier and has a beard.
"I got to the restaurant with my wife and kids," Bennett said. "I said, 'Oh, thank you. I'm Russell Wilson.' She was like, 'Good joke.' I said, 'Gotcha.' "
Bennett and his family still got the star treatment.
"She took me to the table and they had it roped off," Bennett said. "They had sparkling water and everything."
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/1...le-seahawks-pretends-russell-wilson-get-table
RENTON, Wash. -- Seattle Seahawks defensive lineman Michael Bennett knows the name to drop around town to get what he wants.
Bennett tried to make a reservation over the phone at an exclusive unnamed eatery Tuesday, thinking his status as a defensive star for the NFL's top team was good enough. After all, he returned a Drew Brees fumble 22 yards for a touchdown just one night earlier.
AP Photo/Elaine ThompsonSeahawks defensive lineman Michael Bennett returned a fumble by Drew Brees for a touchdown Monday but had to pretend to be Russell Wilson to score a table at an exclusive eatery the next night.
"But they told me they were all booked up," Bennett said in a 710 ESPN radio interview.
Undeterred, Bennett had an alternate plan of action.
"I called them back a few minutes later," he said. "I said, 'Hey, this is Russell Wilson. I'll be attending your restaurant today. Do you have any tables?'
"And she was like, 'Yes! We can make a table for you! You were 22-for-30 the other night, 130 quarterback rating!' She knew every stat."
Bennett changed his voice when he called the second time, although his Wilson impression on the radio didn't sound much like his teammate. Bennett raised his voice a little and tried to sound cerebral.
The ruse was going to be hard to pull off when he arrived at the restaurant, considering the fact Bennett looks nothing like Wilson, is six inches taller, 70 pounds heavier and has a beard.
"I got to the restaurant with my wife and kids," Bennett said. "I said, 'Oh, thank you. I'm Russell Wilson.' She was like, 'Good joke.' I said, 'Gotcha.' "
Bennett and his family still got the star treatment.
"She took me to the table and they had it roped off," Bennett said. "They had sparkling water and everything."
Dude is always pure comedy
The Bennetts are weirdos man 
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Man I wish martellus would have been able to convince him to come to Chicago.