"My wife [F24] asked me if we should get a sperm donor because I [M23] am short."

Wario

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Married at age 24 :scust:

As opposed to being 24, as half dead inside as a Vietnam War Veteran at age 30 because you wasted most of your young adult life partying, getting criminal records, and indulging in an aimless abandon?
I suppose you prefer the modern option of being a kid up until you're 35. :manny:
 
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:laff: he pretended to be asleep

My wife and I have been together for 4 years, married for 8 months. Late last night we were lying in bed post-sex, her head on my shoulder. We were talking about kids. Names and such. A few minutes go by of no talking. Then she says, "with all of the problems, you've had with your height... Maybe we should think about getting a sperm donor." I was completely shocked. After a few seconds of silence she says "sweety?" and looks up at me. I close my eyes instantly and pretend to be asleep.
 
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He gotta gave something wrong with him physically. Being married before 25 AND taking that kind of comment laying down just screams he's with someone far more attractive than himself
 
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