"My wife [F24] asked me if we should get a sperm donor because I [M23] am short."

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How about he get to donate his sperm to a tall woman and they raise that kid?
Only logical response :ehh:

Breh is 5'4

I cant really blame ole girl for this and I'm a manlet myself but more normal sized
Whatchu mean you can't blame her?:dahell:
She CHOSE to marry him knowing she had no intention of having kids with him.
If she told him this before they got married and he agreed to it then yea he's at fault
 

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...Then she says, "with all of the problems, you've had with your height... Maybe we should think about getting a sperm donor." I was completely shocked. :snoop: After a few seconds of silence she says "sweety?" and looks up at me. I close my eyes instantly and present to be asleep.
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Every once in a while I feel like calling my nikka up just to thank him for putting me up on game. He taught me that women that are in love with you – doesn't matter if the sweetest or most vile – will sometimes throw a curve ball your way without warning, and that it is imperative that when that happens you flash them reality without a skipping a beat or a stutter.

"With all of the problems, you've had with your height... Maybe we should think about getting a sperm donor." :queen:
"...OR! maybe you should consider packing and finding a new husband sweetie. :ld: I'll get the divorce papers whenever you're ready. :jawalrus:"

The chemical formula for maximum effect is:

- 35% Dry humor.
- 10% Serious/Somber tone.
- 50% Nonchalance.
- 5% Chuckle for maximum effect. (The 'checkmate' taunt).

All of the above are available at the emotional palette shop closest to you. They accept anxiety, anger, indignation and passive revenge as payment for their products.

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The chemical formula for maximum effect is:

- 0% Dry humor.
- 100% Serious/Somber tone.
- 0% Nonchalance.
- 0% Chuckle for maximum effect. (The 'checkmate' taunt).

Fixed.

Ain't no time for humor or sarcasm in this situation. There's not much else that she can say or do to disrespect you as a man. She might as well have invited another man over to fukk him in their marital bed as this weak husband pretended to sleep a couple of inches away.

This is something that she has been thinking about for quite some time and those feelings will always exist. She just won't bring it up next time when you check her the first time.

How he managed to not pick up on this BEFORE marrying her is something I do t understand.
 

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This is why I laugh at people who think only personality matters.
They have been together for over 4 years and she still thinks of him as a joke of a man. Some people need to learn the hard way :francis:
 

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@Smokin Rider ACTUALLY, I have a boyfriend who's 6'2, amazing, handsome, funny, intelligent and makes me very happy. You be mad you short bytch. :riri*:

Nobody cares about your :duck: boyfriend. Wasn't you gettin dugout by a fakkit, **** aka Sierra mist? :camby:

I don't fight with women but I'll tell you dis, I got a legacy when I'm gone, where yours? Wheres your kids? what kinda female is on an Internet message board? damaged ones. No woman I've been with would entertain a message board. Probably why your "boyfriend" ain't put a ring on it. Then again if you've been dugout with a shytty dikk, your p*ssy been ruined, that aint no place for a child to be born from.
 
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