Never get drunk around white people, i saw some fukked up shyt yesterday

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i used to go to hipster white parties when i was an undergrad.. id be chillin like :russ: y'all some funny ass mf's man :heh: :sas2:
then i'd notice them getting more drunk as the night progressed, and kept giving them shots n whatever moose piss beer they were drinkin like yess.. keep drinking

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then when they were drunk or high :demonic:
i'd walk into rooms unimpeded, sift through closets, bytches leaving their purses unattended :banderas:
biggest item i walked off with was a ps3. controls n everything. being sober at white parties n stealing anything that isn't nailed down :win:
 
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I took on two cacs with helmets while shytfaced drunk. One was armed with a knife. They couldn't KO me or rob me so excuses about being scared these cac frat boys were gonna haze you :camby:

ps. if you are indoors everything is a weapon
 

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I took on two cacs with helmets while shytfaced drunk. One was armed with a knife. They couldn't KO me or rob me so excuses about being scared these cac frat boys were gonna haze you :camby:

ps. if you are indoors everything is a weapon
what? u wanted me to be some sort of fakkit ass hero? :dahell: dog that's their business. As long as they dont put their hands on me, i couldnt care less wtf they got going on over there :camby:
 

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i'd walk into rooms unimpeded, sift through closets, bytches leaving their purses unattended :banderas:
biggest item i walked off with was a ps3. controls n everything. being sober at white parties n stealing anything that isn't nailed down :win:

:wtf: your kidding right?
 

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Last night my boy was invited to some cac party on the other side of town and he wanted me to roll with him. Cool little party, they got jello shots and vodka gummy bears, tons of beer, good stuff going on. Fast forward and these 3 dudes sitting across from me are fukking with this passed out dude. Dog they start to strip this man bare ass naked and proceeded to wrap his entire body in duct tape :dwillhuh:. They start with one leg, work their way up, they do the other leg and go up, they do the right arm, then the left arm, then proceed to do the rest of his body :snoop: Except these are white folk we're speaking of :comeon: They duct taped his entire body except they left his butthole exposed :dame: these weirdos took a broom handle and began to stick it in and out of his ass :why: The moans of an unconscious man getting butt fukked by a broom stick had to be the most disturbing sound my ears will ever hear. He's on the ground passed out, making this face :noah:. It crushed me spiritually. I couldn't last 5 minutes, i had to leave after that. Could u imaging that being you? i'd feel so violated. I'd probably cry the next morning. Removing that duct tape HAS to leave a mark too.
Well, that is a crime in most states, a felony. And considering that "white lives matter" doesn't exist, you should have called the police. This would have brought multiple felony charges on each person involved. Flip the script and say that was you getting duct taped, you would want criminal charged pressed.
 

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Well, that is a crime in most states, a felony. And considering that "white lives matter" doesn't exist, you should have called the police. This would have brought multiple felony charges on each person involved. Flip the script and say that was you getting duct taped, you would want criminal charged pressed.
Stop Snitching
 

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:wtf: your kidding right?

They been eatin' long enough now stop being greedy / Just keep it real partner, give to the needy / Ribs is touchin', so don't make me wait / fukk around and I'm gon' bite you and snatch the plate…
 
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