Never get drunk around white people, i saw some fukked up shyt yesterday

[flea]

Putting your balls on another persons eyelids and make them look like goggles

@unit321 is this a crime? cause I swear somebody gonna die if i see them put their balls on someone's eyelids

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

it aint just white people




- when i was in Basic training

the night before graduation
we was in the bay area chilling

mafukkas playing spades and dominoes


this one nikka fell asleep near the shower area on a bench
dude had fukking narcolepsy


--like i mean legit narcolepsy

this dude would fall asleep anywhere
--one time i was his spotter at the range and this nikka fell asleep while he was firing his M16



-- they still kept this nikka in Basic and was going to let him graduate




anyway back to the story-


dude fell asleep near the shower area

so this other nikka
got on the bench he was on
stood over him
and placed his full dikk and balls on that man head
and another nikka took a picture




the nikka that was sleep didnt even wake up


them dudes ran out and was showing everybody the polaroid picture of it




-- no alcohol was involved

i never seen black people do that type of shyt ever till then

 

[Spence]

@unit321 is this a crime? cause I swear somebody gonna die if i see them put their balls on someone's eyelids

Yeah but there was no evidence only hearsay, they knew I would slice someones fkn throat if they tried that shyt on me though.

 

[ThatTruth777]

you couldn't help the guy!?

thought process is probably like "if I help him, they might do me next -"

 

[flea]

thought process is probably like "if I help him, they might do me next -"

i didnt want to risk getting any splinters

 

[Quinton Barnes]

That's rape tbh.

 

[prince_peoples]

i used to go to hipster white parties when i was an undergrad.. id be chillin like y'all some funny ass mf's man
then i'd notice them getting more drunk as the night progressed, and kept giving them shots n whatever moose piss beer they were drinkin like yess.. keep drinking

then when they were drunk or high
i'd walk into rooms unimpeded, sift through closets, bytches leaving their purses unattended
biggest item i walked off with was a ps3. controls n everything. being sober at white parties n stealing anything that isn't nailed down

My boy mike use to do this.

one time he stole 6 ounces of coke, 800 bucks, and a full bottle of percocets from this rich white ladies house.

 

[Wildin]

being sober at white parties n stealing anything that isn't nailed down

Your one of those off campus negroes that white college kids dont like, they like the ones that go to class of course they are allowed at parties but when you start to walk all of a sudden its

I remember being at a college party. We were just comin back from a couple of bars at 11. Just getting started so maybe 10 us were at the house everyone else was enroute. Im standin on the patio with my boy who is smokin and from the inside of the house I hear "oh my god they're coming!" But it sounded like she was scared and but like they were prepared, like they practiced this scenario. All of a sudden this dude comes flyin out the front door, through the patio, bounds overs like 10 stairs- doesnt sprain his ankle- hits the pavement runs to the end of the sidewalk and turns into like 5 black guys and was like "Hey! You aren't comin here! turn around and go somewhere else! I'm not having it! This is MY house, I dont know you, you aren't comin here!" One of the black dudes pushed the white guy, then they all continued walking----TO THE HOUSE RIGHT NEXT DOOR!!!!!!

fukking classic. I remember the white dude bumped his head on the ground/grass when he was pushed, the white girl who shouted out in the first place was like "Robbie! Robbie! Are you ok! He pushed you!" Anyway the crib next door was lit, had to have like 100 people over there, the people that were supposed to meet at the house ended up going next door. The white dude, his girl and the other roommate went to bed at like 11:30-12:00 ish...We know because we had to be all quiet when we went back over there to get cases of beer and bottles of liquor to take to the other party.

 

[3rdWorld]

Not helping that poor man makes you an accessory..you basically participated in the act.

 

[meth68]

 

[Nature's Fury]

that just how Floridians get down...

 

[Geek Nasty]

Went to college at a school probably 70-80% white and 4 years going out almost every weekend never saw anything like that. And, you just randomly saw some dudes pull some stereotypical gay fratboy shyt and the dude enjoyed it

 

[The Mad Titan]

Drunk white people get wayyyyy to touchy for me. They already be on some intimate touching and hugging BS....add liquor and its way to

 

[flea]

that just how Floridians get down...

shut up bytch

 

[Sauce Dab]