OFFICIAL JOKE THREAD. Why couldn't jesus eat MnMs?
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Blackrogue
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three guys were lost in a desert...they wandered for weeks with no supplies and no water..
crying out water! water! we need water!
all of a sudden in the distance they see a house
but they aren't sure if its a house or a mirage
they approach anyway and find its real.
an old wrinkled old Lady opens the door. they beg her for water
she says well I'll give you water but you have to have sex with me
she's wrinkled and old but they need water so the first guy goes in and says In my country we have sex blind folded
she's like
he blind folds her and uses a carrot on her throws it out the window and gets water
the second guy is like in my country we have sex with the lights off
she says sure he uses a carrot..then throws it out the window. gets his water
they run to the third guy
we know how to get you water!
water?
water? who needs water?
I've been eating creamed carrots all day
crying out water! water! we need water!
all of a sudden in the distance they see a house
but they aren't sure if its a house or a mirage
they approach anyway and find its real.
an old wrinkled old Lady opens the door. they beg her for water
she says well I'll give you water but you have to have sex with me
she's wrinkled and old but they need water so the first guy goes in and says In my country we have sex blind folded
she's like
he blind folds her and uses a carrot on her throws it out the window and gets water
the second guy is like in my country we have sex with the lights off
she says sure he uses a carrot..then throws it out the window. gets his water
they run to the third guy
we know how to get you water!
water?
water? who needs water?I've been eating creamed carrots all day
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
So she can moan with the other one...
So she can moan with the other one...
