Paying an escort to be your valentine >>>>> having a regular valentine

[Carlton Banks]

So I got my girl who I visit often a teddy bear and some chocolates for Valentines and she offered me to smash for free. We hung out a lil bit, hit up Wendy's and just chilled a lil bit. I can only imagine what bs I would've had to endure if I had an actual regular chick. Y'all dudes with girlfriends and wives lost

 

[Sensitive Christian Grey]

This is just sad

 

[Address_Unknown]

How much more money did you have to "offer" her after she started listing her services.

 

[B86]

So I got my girl who I visit often a teddy bear and some chocolates for Valentines and she offered me to smash for free. We hung out a lil bit, hit up Wendy's and just chilled a lil bit. I can only imagine what bs I would've had to endure if I had an actual regular chick. Y'all dudes with girlfriends and wives lost

So you paid for p*ssy, but took the p*ssy on a date?

Who really lost?

 

[BrokePhiBroke]

Back at it again I see. I think you seeking attention at this point.

It's ok I'll go grab a bunch of crawfish and food and me and my boo going sit in the park and crush.

 

[Carlton Banks]

So you paid for p*ssy, but took the p*ssy on a date?

Who really lost?

She actually bought me Wendy's. Forgot to mention that.. wasn't trying to brag too much.

 

[86\*/98]

I couldn't live like that. The older I get the more I appreciate what a woman brings to the table outside of sex.

If you're truly about that pro life, more power to you.

 

[Ski Mask]

Why don't you just save up for a real doll

 

[Mowgli]

So I got my girl who I visit often a teddy bear and some chocolates for Valentines and she offered me to smash for free. We hung out a lil bit, hit up Wendy's and just chilled a lil bit. I can only imagine what bs I would've had to endure if I had an actual regular chick. Y'all dudes with girlfriends and wives lost

What's wrong with loving your wife.

Maybe you will find someone to do nice things for when you stop smashing hoes that look like Bernie Mac

 

[Carlton Banks]

Back at it again I see. I think you seeking attention at this point.

It's ok I'll go grab a bunch of crawfish and food and me and my boo going sit in the park and crush.

Yeah, but when you tired of her you still gotta deal with her... Me and my lady never have arguments, disagreements, drama, etc. Just fukking and chilling

 

[B86]

She actually bought me Wendy's. Forgot to mention that.. wasn't trying to brag too much.

This is almost acceptable.

I still can't fathom myself paying for the box though...

 

[13473]

"my girl"

 

[Doobie Doo]

You bought an escort a Valentine's Gift

Even Nas said you LAUCE

 

[Dorian Breh]

Didn't read

 

[EmpressKali]

I love this guy!