Paying an escort to be your valentine >>>>> having a regular valentine

[HoldThisL]

So I got my girl who I visit often a teddy bear and some chocolates for Valentines and she offered me to smash for free. We hung out a lil bit, hit up Wendy's and just chilled a lil bit. I can only imagine what bs I would've had to endure if I had an actual regular chick. Y'all dudes with girlfriends and wives lost

Good shyt OP. Keep doing you

 

[EmpressKali]

She actually bought me Wendy's. Forgot to mention that.. wasn't trying to brag too much.

I think you should keep all receipts and The Coli can do your taxes at the end of the fiscal year. if you are owed a refund, everyone has to apologize to you.

 

[DrX]

Y'all coli dudes are said...y'all use prostitutes for every situation

 

[Rawtid]

"my girl"

Delirious.

 

[Trapperman Dave]

So I got my girl who I visit often a teddy bear and some chocolates for Valentines and she offered me to smash for free. We hung out a lil bit, hit up Wendy's and just chilled a lil bit. I can only imagine what bs I would've had to endure if I had an actual regular chick. Y'all dudes with girlfriends and wives lost

Whats her number for research purposes

 

[lowkey0z]

lmao can someone bump that "escort girlfriend > actual girlfriend" thread

 

[yardman]

Did you eat the box you nasty son of a bytch?

 

[BmoreGorilla]

OP wants to have sex and female companionship without the hang ups that titles bring. Cant hate on that

 

[Black Cobain]

You paid a sex worker to do her job?

 

[Vodun]

 

[Carlton Banks]

Y'all coli dudes are said...y'all use prostitutes for every situation

Damn X, you was my nikka...

What's wrong with loving your wife.

Maybe you will find someone to do nice things for when you stop smashing hoes that look like Bernie Mac

Spoiler

No Bernie Mac here.. my baby stacked and fukk like a porn star... whatcha girl like?

 

[Mazino]

A lot of fukking weirdos on this message board.

 

[Biscayne]

She actually bought me Wendy's. Forgot to mention that.. wasn't trying to brag too much.

 

[BocaRear]

How much do pay her on the usual breh? Also how would you rate her out of 10?

Mans got some free p*ssy

 

[Carlton Banks]

Did you eat the box you nasty son of a bytch?

She finally let me a few months ago, but I couldn't fully bring myself to fully go in and enjoy it...I was licking it like a lil bytch. You know when hair get on your tongue and you trying to get it out? I was eating it like that and finally just gave up cuz all I could think of was how many dikks she's had. I retired from eating p*ssy all together that same day. Regular girls more likely to have an STD than an escort. But still...