Post your most recent L..... @General Mills, get in here breh, cause I know you got a story to tell. EDIT breh got stabbed, in the hospital

Neo TheInsurrectionistONE

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Anyway, I get a lot of life advice from the coli.

In between "you're a cac, no you're a cac", pawgs, tether/FBA diaspora war threads, and tranny foolery, there's a lot of gems here if you're able to sift through the madness. :ehh:


I'm a software engineer now and I changed careers based on a coli thread and am doing really good in life.

So I figure if yall can get me that far, what else can you tell me? :jbhmm:

I go into the small purchases thread and I see a breh post a nose trimmer. Now I'm a hairy breh, my beard grows like crazy, I got hair on my chest and yes, I often have hair growing out of my nose.

I used to use tweezers to pluck them out but I stopped when I saw a breh post on the coli about how plucking out nose hairs can actually kill you. (This is real, Google it.) Another time the coli saved my life. :ehh:


So Anyway I get my nose hair trimmer and I'm excited cause the amount of hair that grows in my nose is ridiculous. Like the hair will actually grow out of my nose if I don't control it :scust:

And so I'm excited to use the trimmer. I turn it on and use it and use it and use it... and... I got a little carried away. :snoop:

I look in the mirror and the inside of my nostrils is barer than an infant baby's bottom and I can damn near see my brain by looking up my nose.

Instantly INSTANTLY, brehs I kid you not... INSTANTLY I start sniffling.

For the first time in 15 years, my allergies are back and in full effect and it's my own dumbass fault. I'm talking full on nose running, can barely breathe, everything. .:snoop:

@General Mills your turn, breh. :francis:
 
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I sharted at the store last week, something told me not to go commando that day :skip:

Neo The Resurrected ONE said:
I look in the mirror and the inside of my nostrils is barer than an infant baby's bottom and I can damn near see my brain by looking up my nose.
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Damn near? You prolly did, if your posts are any indication, I'm sure there wasn't much to see :mjlol:
 
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I did a self move from Tampa to Atlanta. I’m just about to finish loading up the U-Haul. Last item is the $4k water softener. I’m about to strap it to the side and as I’m moving it, it fell over.
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Got to the A, finally settled down, called Culligan, and they couldn’t fix it. I realized i took another L cause the new unit only costs $900.
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To this day we haven’t bought one yet. Every time we fill the tub up for the babies, we can smell the chlorine.
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We gettin a new one this summer.
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Oh no breh. I hope you recover. What happened, man?? :mindblown:
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Some random nonsense that is more GTA than life.

Went to the gas station go get a beer. Came out and saw a couple of neighborhood acquaintances posted up on the side of station that i speak to when i go up there. I chop it up with them for a few minutes and as i'm walking back to my car, this nicca i've never seen asks me if i'll buy him a beer.

I replied, "why would i buy your goofy ass a beer"....niccas starting laughing, and this nut rushes at me. I think he's throwing punches, so i throw my hands up to deflect and back up a few paces, when my this chick screams "oh my God!"

I look down, and my whole left side is leaking, and there's a big ass stain on my shirt; I realized then the nicca had a knife. Everybody is starting to panic and whatnot; the scene has run amok.

My homeboy Tee is like nicca you gotta go to the hospital, but in my mind i'm still not realizing how serious the cuts were. Him and a couple of the other cats force me in to the passenger seat, and Tee starts to drive me to the hospital. As we heading down Central Ave, he sees an ambulance that is behind us, and flags it down. They load me up and take me to ER.

Ended up needing stitches for a gash on my left wrist, two on my left bicep, one across my back, and a cut on the left side of my chest. Had to get intubated from a partial collapsed lung. . Two officers visited me after the doctor's finished doing their thing and asked me some questions about what happened. Got out of the ER yesterday

Got a call today from one of the detectives that they arrested the guy who did it; he's being charged with assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill. 100,000 bond.

God is good. :blessed:
 
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TheHonorableOmarSharif said:
Some random nonsense that is more GTA than life.

Went to the gas station go get a beer. Came out and saw a couple of neighborhood acquaintances posted up on the side of station that i speak to when i go up there. I chop it up with them for a few minutes and as i'm walking back to my car, this nicca i've never seen asks me if i'll buy him a beer.

I replied, "why would i buy your goofy ass a beer"....niccas starting laughing, and this nut rushes at me. I think he's throwing punches, so i throw my hands up to deflect and back up a few paces, when my this chick screams "oh my God!"

I look down, and my whole left side is leaking, and there's a big ass stain on my shirt; I realized then the nicca had a knife. Everybody is starting to panic and whatnot; the scene has run amok.

My homeboy Tee is like nicca you gotta go to the hospital, but in my mind i'm still not realizing how serious the cuts were. Him and a couple of the other cats force me in to the passenger seat, and Tee starts to drive me to the hospital. As we heading down Central Ave, he sees an ambulance that is behind us, and flags it down. They load me up and take me to ER.

Ended up needing stitches for a gash on my left wrist, two on my left bicep, one across my back, and a cut on the left side of my chest. Had to get intubated from a partial collapsed lung. . Two officers visited me after the doctor's finished doing their thing and asked me some questions about what happened. Got out of the ER yesterday

Got a call today from one of the detectives that they arrested the guy who did it; he's being charged with assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill. 100,000 bond.

God is good. :blessed:
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Why you thought you could talk to nikkas in real life the way yall talk to each other on The Coli? Some of you brothers have a serious deficit of street smarts and awareness, and you're not the only one...

I'm glad you're alive, stop playing roulette with your life like that...

To you other brothers, please be advised that the wild disrespect yall push on here can get you hurt in the real world, some of yall gotta learn to relax...
 
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TheHonorableOmarSharif said:
Some random nonsense that is more GTA than life.

Went to the gas station go get a beer. Came out and saw a couple of neighborhood acquaintances posted up on the side of station that i speak to when i go up there. I chop it up with them for a few minutes and as i'm walking back to my car, this nicca i've never seen asks me if i'll buy him a beer.

I replied, "why would i buy your goofy ass a beer"....niccas starting laughing, and this nut rushes at me. I think he's throwing punches, so i throw my hands up to deflect and back up a few paces, when my this chick screams "oh my God!"

I look down, and my whole left side is leaking, and there's a big ass stain on my shirt; I realized then the nicca had a knife. Everybody is starting to panic and whatnot; the scene has run amok.

My homeboy Tee is like nicca you gotta go to the hospital, but in my mind i'm still not realizing how serious the cuts were. Him and a couple of the other cats force me in to the passenger seat, and Tee starts to drive me to the hospital. As we heading down Central Ave, he sees an ambulance that is behind us, and flags it down. They load me up and take me to ER.

Ended up needing stitches for a gash on my left wrist, two on my left bicep, one across my back, and a cut on the left side of my chest. Had to get intubated from a partial collapsed lung. . Two officers visited me after the doctor's finished doing their thing and asked me some questions about what happened. Got out of the ER yesterday

Got a call today from one of the detectives that they arrested the guy who did it; he's being charged with assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill. 100,000 bond.

God is good. :blessed:
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GOOFY BEGGING ASS nikka
WONT BE GETTING ANY BEER IN JAIL




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Why you thought you could talk to nikkas in real life the way yall talk to each other on The Coli? Some of you brothers have a serious deficit of street smarts and awareness, and you're not the only one...

I'm glad you're alive, stop playing roulette with your life like that...

To you other brothers, please be advised that the wild disrespect yall push on here can get you hurt in the real world, some of yall gotta learn to relax...
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