I went to walmart to go cop a few things and my Walmart is notorious for homeless people. I leave the store hop in the whip and as I'm about to leave the parking lot shorty walks over to my whip. I'm like
she said sir I have nothing anything you can give me would be much appreciated. I said life comes at you fast but nothing in life is free so what you got for me?
She says whatever you want so I tell her hop in asks her how she became homeless. She said she lost her job and never recovered blah blah blah. I get to the closed down church's parking lot and I don't waste no time I tell her take off her pants she takes them off no draws in sight.
She asks if I have a condom I said
I need that for? I told her I'm clean and she said I am too but I don't want to risk getting pregnant. I said I got this plan b don't trip.
She's like
and we get down to business p*ssy was so fukking tight I asked her how long has it been since you had sex? She said it's been about 3 years I say
no wonder this shyt fit like a glove. I nutted in about 5 minutes p*ssy was so good I took her back to the wal mart and told her I'll see her again soon. The moral of the story is good p*ssy comes from all walks of life don't miss out brehs.
I fukking died reading this. You ain't shyt though, just want you to know that
Thread is jokes.
....I thought you was smashing on God's Property 
.......................................you was smashing on Fowl Property 
