So I fukked a homeless woman for a $1

[Draje]

naw real talk ive seen crack heads at the gas station offering 5 buck blow jobs...he might be telling the truth

When I was working in the gas station, I was offered more homeless mouth and p*ssy than I ever thought possible

Usually for lame shyt like cigs or alcohol

A chick offered me a blowjob for a lighter lmao

 

[Made Myself A Boss]

When did u give her the dollar

 

[Amphibious]

This never happened. OP is looking for attention, this thread is a cry for help cause he gets no p*ssy.

 

[GotEmShook]

play Russian roulette with your dikk brehs

 

[Black Cac]

What's up with the coli and churches chicken parking lots?

 

[Mac Casper]

Homeless p*ssy

do you have any p*ssy standard?

Do you understand the upkeep involved in keeping a p*ssy maintained?

And you did it with no rubber . . I almost want to throw up







On the other hand, I just fukked a girl that I found out was formerly homeless and my naive ass didn't know that she habitually does meth . . I literally feel dirty because of this and am considering celibacy until I find a high-value woman worthy of my time

 

[Meowth tote da Uzi]

Nick Cannon is hilarious

 

[Allergic2Latex]

I got a feeling he ain't trolling

fukk it, scored yourself a W except for hitting raw
But you gotta let us know how that test at the clinic goes in a couple weeks

At least now you gotta funny story to tell all your boys & your homies on TheColi

+Rep

 

[Family Lives Matter]

Negged

 

[Kalik]

I went to walmart to go cop a few things and my Walmart is notorious for homeless people. I leave the store hop in the whip and as I'm about to leave the parking lot shorty walks over to my whip. I'm like she said sir I have nothing anything you can give me would be much appreciated. I said life comes at you fast but nothing in life is free so what you got for me? She says whatever you want so I tell her hop in asks her how she became homeless. She said she lost her job and never recovered blah blah blah. I get to the closed down church's parking lot and I don't waste no time I tell her take off her pants she takes them off no draws in sight. She asks if I have a condom I said I need that for? I told her I'm clean and she said I am too but I don't want to risk getting pregnant. I said I got this plan b don't trip. She's like and we get down to business p*ssy was so fukking tight I asked her how long has it been since you had sex? She said it's been about 3 years I say no wonder this shyt fit like a glove. I nutted in about 5 minutes p*ssy was so good I took her back to the wal mart and told her I'll see her again soon. The moral of the story is good p*ssy comes from all walks of life don't miss out brehs.

Was watching a story on Vice and in Bangladesh whores are like 150 kaht or some foreign currency, about $1.50....

Seems about the right value for homeless p*ssy

 

[Nova]

OP should rename this thread to "How I caught AIDs: The Story"

 

[AJtheOne]

this reminds me of that episode of the Wayans bros, when Marlon slept with the homeless lady

Shawn was like "Did you hit that?"

Marlon's reaction :

 

[TEH]

This is exploitation and an abuse of power. The lowest members of society are to be cared for at all times. I'd keep one eye open because Karma is going to put you in a headlock and make you his woman.

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

Pics or gtfo


- blackierobinson

 

[iamstr8fire]

How many times I gotta tell your ass to come over?