Jparker
Innocence lost in the EAST
So I have a have a part time job at footaction. Like 2 weeks ago some dude came into my store and bought some Jordan slides. My manager was the one who did the transaction but after dude left she was like come check this hundred out... I look at the bill like 
this shyt was printed crooked as fukk the ink was slightly darker than normal but I was like 
maybe I'm trippin. So I say last Wednesday or so dude came back in the store and I was at the register. This nikka tried to return the flip flops. The nikka wore them and they had dirt stuck on the bottom of em 
dude was like cool went and got this Jordan tank top to buy. Dude gave me this 100 dollar bill that looked like it was fresh out a desktop printer. I go to the back to "get change" (tell my manger) I go back out take the dude flip flops and I tell dude he need to leave. He starts arguing with me like give my money back etc.im like nikka I could call the police for this Monopoly money looking ass bill so he starts to leave the store. Next thing I see is like 6 officers running after this dude. I have never seen a nikka take off so fast in my life 
I go back to work and about 30 minutes later those officers came back into the store and were like yea we had dude at gunpoint. They were like who was the one who called the police? My manager come out the back like 
yea, that was me. All the officers are patting me on the back like good job I'm just like 
I didn't do anything. So yesterday I'm at my other job and I look at my phone I have like 6 missed calls from a number I never seen. I call the number back and say did someone call this number ? Yea this is the Durham police department issuing a subpoena for me to be in court on August 29 to testify as a witness. I'm like 
this is optional right? Nope, and if I don't show up automatic warrant for my arrest 
I don't wanna testify against anyone I just might go up there and plead the fifth to everything 
what should I do coli brehs?
then it's a small chance someone he with roll up on me and give me that work
this shyt was printed crooked as fukk the ink was slightly darker than normal but I was like maybe I'm trippin. So I say last Wednesday or so dude came back in the store and I was at the register. This nikka tried to return the flip flops. The nikka wore them and they had dirt stuck on the bottom of em dude was like cool went and got this Jordan tank top to buy. Dude gave me this 100 dollar bill that looked like it was fresh out a desktop printer. I go to the back to "get change" (tell my manger) I go back out take the dude flip flops and I tell dude he need to leave. He starts arguing with me like give my money back etc.im like nikka I could call the police for this Monopoly money looking ass bill so he starts to leave the store. Next thing I see is like 6 officers running after this dude. I have never seen a nikka take off so fast in my life I go back to work and about 30 minutes later those officers came back into the store and were like yea we had dude at gunpoint. They were like who was the one who called the police? My manager come out the back like yea, that was me. All the officers are patting me on the back like good job I'm just like I didn't do anything. So yesterday I'm at my other job and I look at my phone I have like 6 missed calls from a number I never seen. I call the number back and say did someone call this number ? Yea this is the Durham police department issuing a subpoena for me to be in court on August 29 to testify as a witness. I'm like this is optional right? Nope, and if I don't show up automatic warrant for my arrest I don't wanna testify against anyone I just might go up there and plead the fifth to everything what should I do coli brehs?
then it's a small chance someone he with roll up on me and give me that work
