So I went to court for that counterfeit money case (update)

[Jparker]

pos rep daps that shyt had me weak!!!!

 

[WheresWallace]

It was a washed bill a 5 turned to a 100 it passed all the test

Oh...

You still coulda noticed it was a fake but, oh well

Anyway...you gonna wear a suit to court breh?

 

[Jparker]

Oh...

You still coulda noticed it was a fake but, oh well

Anyway...you gonna wear a suit to court breh?

 

[LandryFieldsDad]

Snitching?

It's not like he was running a drug smuggling operation with the guy and turned state evidence to avoid jail time.

 

[posterchild336]

So I have a have a part time job at footaction. Like 2 weeks ago some dude came into my store and bought some Jordan slides. My manager was the one who did the transaction but after dude left she was like come check this hundred out... I look at the bill like this shyt was printed crooked as fukk the ink was slightly darker than normal but I was like maybe I'm trippin. So I say last Wednesday or so dude came back in the store and I was at the register. This nikka tried to return the flip flops. The nikka wore them and they had dirt stuck on the bottom of em dude was like cool went and got this Jordan tank top to buy. Dude gave me this 100 dollar bill that looked like it was fresh out a desktop printer. I go to the back to "get change" (tell my manger) I go back out take the dude flip flops and I tell dude he need to leave. He starts arguing with me like give my money back etc.im like nikka I could call the police for this Monopoly money looking ass bill so he starts to leave the store. Next thing I see is like 6 officers running after this dude. I have never seen a nikka take off so fast in my life I go back to work and about 30 minutes later those officers came back into the store and were like yea we had dude at gunpoint. They were like who was the one who called the police? My manager come out the back like yea, that was me. All the officers are patting me on the back like good job I'm just like I didn't do anything. So yesterday I'm at my other job and I look at my phone I have like 6 missed calls from a number I never seen. I call the number back and say did someone call this number ? Yea this is the Durham police department issuing a subpoena for me to be in court on August 29 to testify as a witness. I'm like this is optional right? Nope, and if I don't show up automatic warrant for my arrest I don't wanna testify against anyone I just might go up there and plead the fifth to everything what should I do coli brehs?

Spoiler

then it's a small chance someone he with roll up on me and give me that work

cooperate and walk, or dont cooperate and go down for that crook that tried to scam you over "jordan" bs

 

[Jparker]

cooperate and walk, or dont cooperate and go down for that crook that tried to scam you over "jordan" bs

How do I cooperate without giving a nikka fed time. I wouldn't wish that on anyone

 

[posterchild336]

How do I cooperate without giving a nikka fed time. I wouldn't wish that on anyone

do the crime be ready for the time..its not your fault, you cant take the fall for someone elses dumbass decisions..dude could have been like you working at the store and purchasing the jordan products at a discount...I dont have sympathy for people who do f*ckry...

to show you how dumb he is, the dude showed you the money days before then tried to use it on you, and he returned shoes and didnt even have common sense to try and clean off the bottom. You really are going to take the heat for a dude like this?

 

[WheresWallace]

How do I cooperate without giving a nikka fed time. I wouldn't wish that on anyone

You can't. I forgot that counterfeiting is a fed crime...

You know you gonna put that nikka away for a long time, right?

That nikka gon be doin pushups with your picture on the wall as motivation. He gon be waitin on his day to get out and see you...

 

[Jparker]

do the crime be ready for the time..its not your fault, you cant take the fall for someone elses dumbass decisions..dude could have been like you working at the store and purchasing the jordan products at a discount...I dont have sympathy for people who do f*ckry...

to show you how dumb he is, the dude showed you the money days before then tried to use it on you, and he returned shoes and didnt even have common sense to try and clean off the bottom. You really are going to take the heat for a dude like this?

I'm not taking the heat for anyone.... But that's fed time breh....fed time! You might just be a cold dude like that

 

[WheresWallace]

do the crime be ready for the time..its not your fault, you cant take the fall for someone elses dumbass decisions..dude could have been like you working at the store and purchasing the jordan products at a discount...I dont have sympathy for people who do f*ckry...

to show you how dumb he is, the dude showed you the money days before then tried to use it on you, and he returned shoes and didnt even have common sense to try and clean off the bottom. You really are going to take the heat for a dude like this?

Yeah, you right. I wouldn't return a pair of dirty shoes that I bought with legit money...more less counterfeit. Not only that, why didn't his dumb ass go to a different branch or something. The guy is a dumb ass. He still gon blame jparker90 tho...

 

[Jparker]

You can't. I forgot that counterfeiting is a fed crime...

You know you gonna put that nikka away for a long time, right?

That nikka gon be doin pushups with your picture on the wall as motivation. He gon be waitin on his day to get out and see you...

 

[posterchild336]

I'm not taking the heat for anyone.... But that's fed time breh....fed time! You might just be a cold dude like that

might be his first offense its petty money under $100 not like it was some big fraud, he wont be doing too much at all, he will most likely be out soon with probabation...but when he gets out.....

transfer

 

[Jparker]

might be his first offense its petty money under $100 not like it was some big fraud, he wont be doing too much at all, he will most likely be out soon with probabation...but when he gets out.....

transfer

I ain't transferring from shyt

 

[Diondon]

So I have a have a part time job at footaction. Like 2 weeks ago some dude came into my store and bought some Jordan slides. My manager was the one who did the transaction but after dude left she was like come check this hundred out... I look at the bill like this shyt was printed crooked as fukk the ink was slightly darker than normal but I was like maybe I'm trippin. So I say last Wednesday or so dude came back in the store and I was at the register. This nikka tried to return the flip flops. The nikka wore them and they had dirt stuck on the bottom of em dude was like cool went and got this Jordan tank top to buy. Dude gave me this 100 dollar bill that looked like it was fresh out a desktop printer. I go to the back to "get change" (tell my manger) I go back out take the dude flip flops and I tell dude he need to leave. He starts arguing with me like give my money back etc.im like nikka I could call the police for this Monopoly money looking ass bill so he starts to leave the store. Next thing I see is like 6 officers running after this dude. I have never seen a nikka take off so fast in my life I go back to work and about 30 minutes later those officers came back into the store and were like yea we had dude at gunpoint. They were like who was the one who called the police? My manager come out the back like yea, that was me. All the officers are patting me on the back like good job I'm just like I didn't do anything. So yesterday I'm at my other job and I look at my phone I have like 6 missed calls from a number I never seen. I call the number back and say did someone call this number ? Yea this is the Durham police department issuing a subpoena for me to be in court on August 29 to testify as a witness. I'm like this is optional right? Nope, and if I don't show up automatic warrant for my arrest I don't wanna testify against anyone I just might go up there and plead the fifth to everything what should I do coli brehs?

Spoiler

then it's a small chance someone he with roll up on me and give me that work

Maybe it's the smilies, but this story was funny as fukk

 

[ZEupTWN]

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