So I went to court for that counterfeit money case (update)

[BlvdBrawler]

How do I cooperate without giving a nikka fed time. I wouldn't wish that on anyone

Why the fucc areyou even concerned about him? Just walk in, tell them what you saw, and get outta there.

 

[MenacingMonk]

Damn, breh.

by going to the back. If you wanted to avoid this you would of just took the money "without looking at it" or told him you didn't have change.

If I can I gotta get a pic of this bill this shot was so unbelievable that I couldn't let that slide

If you were a real G and cared about not dealing with courts you'd gave him warning.

"Look, man, you and I know this is fake. Just leave now and everything will be smooth."

Instead you went to the back and dropped dimes.

 

[Kid Coli]

negged...

You willing to be at the judge's mercy for a stranger?

And you wanna help this scum bag get off and roam these streets making it harder for honest people to make a living?



Fukk out of here breh

 

[WheresWallace]

You know nikkas in court gon be threatening you, right?

jparker90 gon be on the stand crying...

"I aint want to testify your honor...but it was him"

 

[Jparker]

You willing to be at the judge's mercy for a stranger?

And you wanna help this scum bag get off and roam these streets making it harder for honest people to make a living?



Fukk out of here breh

So if I gave you a stack worth of counterfeit c notes your gonna be like I'm not a scumbag? YOU get the full outta here breh

 

[Kid Coli]

So if I gave you a stack worth of counterfeit c notes your gonna be like I'm not a scumbag? YOU get the full outta here breh

If I get a subpoena to testify against some dude that I don't even know and I have the choice of either telling the truth and helping get this scumbag off the street OR lying / not going to court and in doing so getting fukked by the law someway, somehow and probably losing my job as well, you can bet I'm singing like a bird.

this dude got you that shook or something breh??

 

[FaTaL]

So I have a have a part time job at footaction. Like 2 weeks ago some dude came into my store and bought some Jordan slides. My manager was the one who did the transaction but after dude left she was like come check this hundred out... I look at the bill like this shyt was printed crooked as fukk the ink was slightly darker than normal but I was like maybe I'm trippin. So I say last Wednesday or so dude came back in the store and I was at the register. This nikka tried to return the flip flops. The nikka wore them and they had dirt stuck on the bottom of em dude was like cool went and got this Jordan tank top to buy. Dude gave me this 100 dollar bill that looked like it was fresh out a desktop printer. I go to the back to "get change" (tell my manger) I go back out take the dude flip flops and I tell dude he need to leave. He starts arguing with me like give my money back etc.im like nikka I could call the police for this Monopoly money looking ass bill so he starts to leave the store. Next thing I see is like 6 officers running after this dude. I have never seen a nikka take off so fast in my life I go back to work and about 30 minutes later those officers came back into the store and were like yea we had dude at gunpoint. They were like who was the one who called the police? My manager come out the back like yea, that was me. All the officers are patting me on the back like good job I'm just like I didn't do anything. So yesterday I'm at my other job and I look at my phone I have like 6 missed calls from a number I never seen. I call the number back and say did someone call this number ? Yea this is the Durham police department issuing a subpoena for me to be in court on August 29 to testify as a witness. I'm like this is optional right? Nope, and if I don't show up automatic warrant for my arrest I don't wanna testify against anyone I just might go up there and plead the fifth to everything what should I do coli brehs?

Spoiler

then it's a small chance someone he with roll up on me and give me that work

dont be a dumbazz, they got it on film and your azz better testify or your going to be headed to jail

 

[The Nigerian]

pleading the fifth only applies if they are trying to ask you something that could incriminate yourself. you can't plead the fifth as a witness to someone else's crime.

"Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law."

The moral of this story brehs:

 

[re'up]

If you don't want to help the case, all you have to say is you don't remember the dude, or you don't see him in the court, or tell the prosecutor when they prep you, they don't want you on the stand if you are going to be an unreliable/uncooperative witness. You can remember the day and incident, just not the face.

My boy got shot at and his lil cousin our lil homie got hit in the leg, he went to court, and just said he didn't see shyt, they went up for that anyway though.

 

[Arcavian]

First know what snitching is before you listen to these cartoon ass nikkas on the coli. If you aint making the fake ass money with him your not a snitch for telling what happened.

Dont let these dumbasses on the internet get you locked up for trying to be something your not. You work a honest job so don't try to honor a fake ass street code that you obviously dont live by.

Your not getting him locked up, the dumb shyt that he was doing did.

 

[DallasTxRep]

@Jparker90 why doesn't ol girl have to testify?

 

[PabloEscobar]

The streets will never be the same again
Nobody wanna go to jail no more
And I'm just trying to get my paperwork
But I ain't trying to be no nikka paper work.
Nobody wanna go to jail, every nikka aint really got no bail
so what that mean? you know that they gon tell

r u sure you wanna be a in another nikka paper work as a corroborating witness. you did this to urself by running to your mananger who was a criminal justice major

 

[Jparker]

@Jparker90 why doesn't ol girl have to testify?

that's what I wanna know She was off that day it was a different manager I wouldn't be surprised if they asked her to come in though

 

[Assata Shakur]

Death before dishonor

 

[88m3]

be funny if op gets popped in the head