So you're walking back from church choir practice AND SUDDENLY YOUR DAUGHTER GETS KIDNAPPED by GOONS

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

IN A HELICOPTER WITH CHOPPERS

you don't even have time to react, they grab your wis and you are left there with your wife and son full of tears

wife like
son like
you like

you notice a note slowly floating down from the helicopter as it flys off

ITS BEEN YEARS BREH

thought you were safe?



YOUR DAUGHTER IS OURS UNLESS you come up with 100 TONS OF ENRICHED URANIUM AND $1,000,000,000,000.99

BASICALLY

ITS IMPOSSIBLE



you got until THE END OF THE CAVS/BULLS SERIES to save your daughter

we have an ENTIRE ISLAND JUNGLE FORTRESS protecting us

whattayagonna do? INVADE US AND SAVE HER?


plus, this guy is gonna run up on you if you call the cops or government

"this is our turf now homie" - ^ this guy


good luck

you can't handle this one alone...

you gotta hire ONE CREW or ONE DUDE to save them

who do you HIRE?

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

and btw other intel shows that the foretress is pretty serious, some stuff like this:

and you have to go thru a favela type area before you get there like this:

and theres a bounty on your head and EVERYONE about it


edit:

AND you have to penetrate this super-high-tech-even-in-a-jungle skyskraper and the final boss is on the 75th floor, with your daughter

think of what it takes to do all of these missions

 

[Johnny Joestar]

get my nikka John Wick on this shyt

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

How did you not post the obvious choice as an option?

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

get my nikka John Wick on this shyt

the resume of the above is better, but he is your 'other' choice

 

[Cobratron]

"Get me... Rambo!"

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

How did you not post the obvious choice as an option?

honestly man i expect 50 "how could you forget" responses so to all of them I say


choose other

 

[Brozay]

If you're including teams/crews, give me

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

If you're including teams/crews, give me

i actually have faith in them getting it done

 

[CarolinaKing]

How did you not post the obvious choice as an option?

This was the obvious answer before I ever even clicked on the thread. SMH at Carter & Lee or the Expandables being on the list before him


And I don't even know who the fukk Olivia Pope is

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

This was the obvious answer before I ever even clicked on the thread. SMH at Carter & Lee or the Expandables being on the list before him

I don't think he's built for this type of mission low key. you got to be able to handle jungle, urban, and office defenses...

he can't handle all three especially with a bounty on him.

Carter and Lee can; low key they've handled wilder stuff and could sneak their way into the building better.

THe expendables would shoot their way in, period.

Jack Bauer and 007 are the best answers IMO

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

idk
id choose dom n dem but tyrese would dirty mack on my daughter.
black dynamite would just fukk her and call her all types of bytches all playa like
lee and carter aint built to take on an army and village . same with riggs and murtaw
last time bond had to save the girl she drowned


if i had to choose 1 person. it would be john matrix...... hes done this before
if i were to choose a group either the a team or the expendables

 

[Renkz]

I woulda went with Jack, but I don't trust him solo on a mission like this
going with expendables, bring her home

 

[8====D]

chalk losing her up as a loss. . .its probably karma for supporting religion in the first place

 

[EarlyMaridia]

Bond is the first choice.

If I couldn't get him, then Scott and Stonebridge from Strike Back. Them and section 20 would hold the fam down.