The best pre-smashing moment ever....

[IVS]

they be wanting to play it off
like the sex not gone happen

so she want u to play it off too




my move is kiss on that neck and ear
then pull my dikk out and gently move her hand to it


then she grip it and be like

even after all that

some of them still want to pretend like u not gone get in them guts



so u gotta keep kissing and keep them occupied
as u use one hand to pull out the condom
tear open the pack
and put it on

all with just that one hand
*she cant hear the condom pack at all or she might change her mind

then lay her back and kiss on her stomach
then turn her over and finally slide off them panties and pants together

*u might give her 2nd thoughts if u just slide of the pants and the panties still on
so when u touch them panties next, she might be like "You know what? this is moving too fast"

thats a gem right there!

 

[IVS]

if u into smashing random hoes raw then it is easier
but
pulling out that condom in a stealth manner is key


the condom sound can fukk up the whole shyt

LMAo! The truth. I remember this woman was like, where did that condom just come from, what you got them all over the house. I'm like yeah...Got them sh!ts between couch cushions. Got some hidden between bookshelves and underneath pillows. Im not interrupting or getting up to go get sh!t.

 

[Knowledge]

That pre-pre-nut clarity

Aint no prenut clarity lol. Ya mind aint working right at that moment and some nikkas fukk up thinking how much more better it is without a rubber

 

[Yah-Yah]

Every step must be fluid....cause the minute you stall or stagger, its gonna snap her out of that sex trance....then she like

What you got me doing?


Sorry....I gotta go





And you sitting there like

Have me walking around like

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

Dapped and Repped!

 

[Tug life]

What about when the girl is the aggressor and she kissing on your neck and chest and you like while she also rubbing your abs the she unbuttons your pants and grips it

 

[BocaRear]

Damn there's real gems being dropped in here

Now I see where I keep going wrong, what I do is go straight for the titties, no kisses no nothing, I need to apply more finesse

Also if a bytch hits me with a "I'm not a hoe"

I instantly get turned off and give her the "", but really they just don't wanna look like hoes

If I had a time machine for every ting I coulda beat but was too oblivious to the game and facade women put up

 

[Sithlord Piff]

if u into smashing random hoes raw then it is easier
but
pulling out that condom in a stealth manner is key


the condom sound can fukk up the whole shyt

Everything must flow continuously... there can be no breaks in the rubbing/fingering...so all moves MUST be done with one hand...undressing, bra unfastening, the condom...shyt is an art.

 

[Kwéyòl]

Spoiler

i like when she bites my finger while im hitting in from the back

 

[Sean312]

i dont kiss hos

 

[Sithlord Piff]

Damn there's real gems being dropped in here

Now I see where I keep going wrong, what I do is go straight for the titties, no kisses no nothing, I need to apply more finesse

Also if a bytch hits me with a "I'm not a hoe"

I instantly get turned off and give her the "", but really they just don't wanna look like hoes

If I had a time machine for every ting I coulda beat but was too oblivious to the game and facade women put up

Aint no skipping steps breh

Chicks can sense that thirst and that shuts everything down.

 

[Ronald McDonald]

jeans dont come off until i KNOW the broad is wet

 

[Sithlord Piff]

i dont kiss hos

 

[Cheercomp]

There is post..... but you can't have post without pre......right??

Its pre-nut zen master skills/technique. Ur jokes are crisp, ur vocabulary is that of a wordsmith, plus you are down for WHATEVER it takes to get them draws

 

[Fatboi1]

One time I had the condom already on before I went to fukk

shyt was funny. After I slide them pants off, shyt was already on. She was
then

We been fukkin already so it was nothin.

That interruption is true though, you gotta be smoove with it.