#CorporatistsWillBePurged
The Funeral of Bernout Sanders: The Official Primary Results of April 26th
You still not about this troll life, do I need to make an alias for the first time in four years to show you how this is done?
The main guy that fat one is an Armenian genocide denier
clinton
connecticut +5 ------------(55 delegates)
maryland +17--------------(95 delegates)
penn. +20 ------------------(189 delegates)
delaware +20 --------------(21 delegates)
bernie
r.i. p +3 ----------(24 delegates)
connecticut +5 ------------(55 delegates)
maryland +17--------------(95 delegates)
penn. +20 ------------------(189 delegates)
delaware +20 --------------(21 delegates)
bernie
r.i. p +3 ----------(24 delegates)
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Bernie staying in the race to get his campaign debts paid off, and dumbass millennials still running around wishing on a star like bozos.
Of cooourse Hillary Clinton is worse than ISIS
Of cooouurrsse Hillary Clinton bought the election
Of coouuuuurrrrssse Bernie has been right on every single issue in American History
Of coooouuuuurrrrssseee Anna, John and I have a picture of Bernie Sanders on our vibrating dildos
But what if New York is the last state Hillary wins
What if Bernie wins every upcoming state by 20 point
Here comes Bernie
A lying feminist neoliberal lawyer politician and Goldman Sachs after-dinner speaker was teaching a class on Paul Krugman, known $hill. "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Krugman and accept that he is the most highly-evolved liberal economist and political commentator the world has ever known, even greater than Cenk Uygur!"
At this moment, a brave, white, atheist, millenial freshman high school student who had donated over $1500 of his parent's money and who phonebanked daily from his high school's computer lab and who fully supported taxing other people's retirement savings to fund his education stood up and held up a photograph.
"Who is this marching with MLK?"
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "It's my husband Bill, you stupid millennial".
"Wrong. It’s actually Bernie Sanders. If your husband Bill marched with MLK as you say… then how come you once supported Barry Goldwater?"
The politician was visibly shaken, and dropped her chalk and copy of Hard Choices. She stormed out of the room crying those neoliberal crocodile tears. The same tears Democrat cry for the "blacks" (who today are so stupid they vote against their interests) when they jealously try to spend more money on gun control rather than free education for middle-class people. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Hillary Clinton, wished she had listened to Reddit and become more than a sociopathic neoliberal shill. She wished so much that she could take an overdose of heroin to spare herself from embarrassment, but she herself had voted for the 1994 crime bill and the War on Drugs!
The students applauded and all registered Democratic that day and accepted Bernie Sanders as their lord and savior. A finch named "Socialist Denmark" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed proletarian tears onto Old Glory, turning it into the Red Banner. The Communist Manifesto was read several times, and Karl Marx himself showed up and abolished social class, wage labour, the state, money, and student debt. And also legalized weed.
The professor lost the Democratic primary and was fired the next day. She was arrested by the FBI and sent to one of the federal prisons she and her husband had built for all eternity.
The student's name? HA Goodman.
#FeelTheBern
At this moment, a brave, white, atheist, millenial freshman high school student who had donated over $1500 of his parent's money and who phonebanked daily from his high school's computer lab and who fully supported taxing other people's retirement savings to fund his education stood up and held up a photograph.
"Who is this marching with MLK?"
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "It's my husband Bill, you stupid millennial".
"Wrong. It’s actually Bernie Sanders. If your husband Bill marched with MLK as you say… then how come you once supported Barry Goldwater?"
The politician was visibly shaken, and dropped her chalk and copy of Hard Choices. She stormed out of the room crying those neoliberal crocodile tears. The same tears Democrat cry for the "blacks" (who today are so stupid they vote against their interests) when they jealously try to spend more money on gun control rather than free education for middle-class people. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Hillary Clinton, wished she had listened to Reddit and become more than a sociopathic neoliberal shill. She wished so much that she could take an overdose of heroin to spare herself from embarrassment, but she herself had voted for the 1994 crime bill and the War on Drugs!
The students applauded and all registered Democratic that day and accepted Bernie Sanders as their lord and savior. A finch named "Socialist Denmark" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed proletarian tears onto Old Glory, turning it into the Red Banner. The Communist Manifesto was read several times, and Karl Marx himself showed up and abolished social class, wage labour, the state, money, and student debt. And also legalized weed.
The professor lost the Democratic primary and was fired the next day. She was arrested by the FBI and sent to one of the federal prisons she and her husband had built for all eternity.
The student's name? HA Goodman.
#FeelTheBern