the mystery off life has been revealed....(NSFW) = you might bust a nut

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You want to know the secret of life? The secret to living a long and fulfilling life is to bathe in the tears of cacs, drink the blood of your enemies, and bust nuts in the very soul of mother earth. I learned from a shaman in the streets of Philadelphia that if you strangle stray cats with your bare hands then grind up their skulls into a fine powder and add kool aid you will never age. If you do all this you will begin to glow and your very essence will shine. Virgins will appear in your bed every night willing to suck your toes and give you rimjobs. The sky will open up and the finest Cambodian breast milk will begin to fall. The very ground will open up and satan himself will reveal himself as a fukk nikka and abandon his life of sin:blessed:
 

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You want to know the secret of life? The secret to living a long and fulfilling life is to bathe in the tears of cacs, drink the blood of your enemies, and bust nuts in the very soul of mother earth.

:dead::dead::dead::dead::dead::dead::dead::dead::dead:

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Phencyclidene. That water. Lovely. Love Boat...Tha Dippa...Wet Daddy...Fry...an Oo Wop...A wok..a stick.
You speak of shadows and the land of dust is a realm of total chaos...where shadows shine and lights cast darkness.

The fukk... How is it gonna be named Love Boat and be "a realm of total chaos"??? Let's not do these drugs guys...

the "shadows" i speak of are the ones cast by this 60W light bulb that I have standing next to my desk.

Stay sober. And focus.

the human mind is an amazing thing.

It becomes what you keep it focused on.


So why not keep it focused on on things that are more profitable to you

instead of things that are self destructive

Look at The Booth for a good example of what i mean.

Are the things that are posted here 90% of the time profitable to you?

Lets clean this place up.
 

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Put that blunt down bruh...
You are beyond high this is entry level psychosis...

Man you need to read a bible... or get some other type of holy book and read it.

and focus on the guidelines they lay out.

labeling things, but especially people, but especially before you meet them, is a lower form of thinking for your brain.

Read up on meditation. Or prayer.
 

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This is serious (serious).
We could make you delirious (delirious).
You should have a healthy fear of us (fear of us).
Too much of us is dangerous (no no no no).

Doctors tell the pharmacies (pharmacies)
Types of pills that you will need (you will need).
And they know the harm that we can be (we can be)
If we’re not taken carefully (no no no no).

We’re not candy (believe us!)
Even though we look so fine and dandy.
When you’re sick we come in handy, but
We’re not candy… ohhh, no.

 

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:sas1: think I'm about to read this poorly constructed and structured posting?

I stopped reading at "the rest of us...." :sas2:
 
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