oh look unbias and angryfan beefing again 
i will always root for angryfan though, unbias seems weird and a rat
i will always root for angryfan though, unbias seems weird and a rat
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oh look unbias and angryfan beefing again
i will always root for angryfan though, unbias seems weird and a rat
Unbias seems to welcome confrontation though.
When Rosenberg & Bigg K threatened him, he told them to come see him.
They where at the same event & didn't do a thing.
When the rumor Automatic Ray ran him out an event, he did a blog & was talkin shyt.
They where later at a Don't Flop event. Ray didn't do shyt.
As sweet as he may come off, I've yet to see him be scary.
Chris' Untold Truths & Documentaries > Angryfan's rants & 3 hour radio show with Wing & Henny
Ok I gave it a long break and rewatched.. and I got some shyt to say about the Surf/Roc battle, especially seeing a lot of folks saying this was a good/great battle.
Round 1:
The first round of this battle was fukking terrible. Roc said nothing worth remembering aside from "there ain't hard bone in your body ...octopus" and I only remember that because I cringed so hard I almost snapped my spine. Maybe that "I'm on the block, limping with a biscuit, Fred Durst" was funny or something. And Surf seriously said .. "if you need to know of d'white hard then Roc it." Jesus christ.
Round 2:
The second round on Roc's side was almost as bad as the first to me. He had the Dr. Suess line. After that, I'm sorry, but no. Surf started with a damn near 8 bar rebuttal that you nikkas SHOULD be talking about. He also started that round saying "Only thing I believe in that last verse.. was "yo."" That shyt was funny. The rest of his round was decent. This was the first decent round of the battle.
Round 3:
Roc's third was ok. The B'more riot line was alright.. not terribly creative at all, but it was ok. He did more ratchet bars, which I think we're all sick of, and a Sinbad/send bad word stretch that did not impress me. The "even my old bae told me this crab's not seasoned enough" is a good line for the 12 baltimore nikkas who watched/attended. The "I will have you in I-V (IV) for (four) the right numeral" was ok. Then the round was over... yet despite Roc's third having the least content, it was his best round of the night.
Surf's third somehow had possibly less content than Roc's. The opening scheme thing he did with the states was dope. The "pop rock in his mouth" line might have been a pause though. The subtitles with the construction shyt was dumb... then not a minute later, the round was over with nothing memorable being said.
I am not a Roc hater (though I don't get his mass appeal), or a Surf hater.. but this battle was midget league as fukk.
Same quality lyrics we'll sit here and clown if it was on a lesser league, maybe even worse.
Round 1:
The first round of this battle was fukking terrible. Roc said nothing worth remembering aside from "there ain't hard bone in your body ...octopus" and I only remember that because I cringed so hard I almost snapped my spine. Maybe that "I'm on the block, limping with a biscuit, Fred Durst" was funny or something. And Surf seriously said .. "if you need to know of d'white hard then Roc it." Jesus christ.
Round 2:
The second round on Roc's side was almost as bad as the first to me. He had the Dr. Suess line. After that, I'm sorry, but no. Surf started with a damn near 8 bar rebuttal that you nikkas SHOULD be talking about. He also started that round saying "Only thing I believe in that last verse.. was "yo."" That shyt was funny. The rest of his round was decent. This was the first decent round of the battle.
Round 3:
Roc's third was ok. The B'more riot line was alright.. not terribly creative at all, but it was ok. He did more ratchet bars, which I think we're all sick of, and a Sinbad/send bad word stretch that did not impress me. The "even my old bae told me this crab's not seasoned enough" is a good line for the 12 baltimore nikkas who watched/attended. The "I will have you in I-V (IV) for (four) the right numeral" was ok. Then the round was over... yet despite Roc's third having the least content, it was his best round of the night.
Surf's third somehow had possibly less content than Roc's. The opening scheme thing he did with the states was dope. The "pop rock in his mouth" line might have been a pause though. The subtitles with the construction shyt was dumb... then not a minute later, the round was over with nothing memorable being said.
I am not a Roc hater (though I don't get his mass appeal), or a Surf hater.. but this battle was midget league as fukk.
Same quality lyrics we'll sit here and clown if it was on a lesser league, maybe even worse.
lol at them doing an interview together. I know Jaz probably doesn't want to look like a sore loser, but if Official passed out and busted her head open on the concrete, I'm willing to bet that Jaz would just walk away like nothing happened. Jaz looks like she's on the verge of losing her sanity...
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Ok I gave it a long break and rewatched.. and I got some shyt to say about the Surf/Roc battle, especially seeing a lot of folks saying this was a good/great battle.
Round 1:
The first round of this battle was fukking terrible. Roc said nothing worth remembering aside from "there ain't hard bone in your body ...octopus" and I only remember that because I cringed so hard I almost snapped my spine. Maybe that "I'm on the block, limping with a biscuit, Fred Durst" was funny or something. And Surf seriously said .. "if you need to know of d'white hard then Roc it." Jesus christ.
Round 2:
The second round on Roc's side was almost as bad as the first to me. He had the Dr. Suess line. After that, I'm sorry, but no. Surf started with a damn near 8 bar rebuttal that you nikkas SHOULD be talking about. He also started that round saying "Only thing I believe in that last verse.. was "yo."" That shyt was funny. The rest of his round was decent. This was the first decent round of the battle.
Round 3:
Roc's third was ok. The B'more riot line was alright.. not terribly creative at all, but it was ok. He did more ratchet bars, which I think we're all sick of, and a Sinbad/send bad word stretch that did not impress me. The "even my old bae told me this crab's not seasoned enough" is a good line for the 12 baltimore nikkas who watched/attended. The "I will have you in I-V (IV) for (four) the right numeral" was ok. Then the round was over... yet despite Roc's third having the least content, it was his best round of the night.
Surf's third somehow had possibly less content than Roc's. The opening scheme thing he did with the states was dope. The "pop rock in his mouth" line might have been a pause though. The subtitles with the construction shyt was dumb... then not a minute later, the round was over with nothing memorable being said.
I am not a Roc hater (though I don't get his mass appeal), or a Surf hater.. but this battle was midget league as fukk.
Same quality lyrics we'll sit here and clown if it was on a lesser league, maybe even worse.
I brought that Surf rebuttal up in the NOME thread. I crack on Surf enough times, but yo........this nikka rebuttal'd with a goddamn scheme
That "only thing I believed in that last verse was yo" line he had already used against Yung ill though
its amanzing how people can watch the same battle and see it so differently
I got roc edging every round...no bodybag.
it was a chore to get through surfs rounds. his bars were super basic and his delivery was complete trash
I got roc edging every round...no bodybag.
it was a chore to get through surfs rounds. his bars were super basic and his delivery was complete trash
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Deadman187
All Star
I think Smack rushing them hurt the flow of the battle, especially during Surfs second and Tay Rocs third.
stepbackj34spud
Top 75 All-Time
When nikkas keep it real I just have to 
That hypnosis Surf has some of yall under is cray. That boy got everybody thinking he has bars.
That hypnosis Surf has some of yall under is cray. That boy got everybody thinking he has bars.
Unbias seems to welcome confrontation though.
When Rosenberg & Bigg K threatened him, he told them to come see him.
They where at the same event & didn't do a thing.
When the rumor Automatic Ray ran him out an event, he did a blog & was talkin shyt.
They where later at a Don't Flop event. Ray didn't do shyt.
As sweet as he may come off, I've yet to see him be scary.
Chris' Untold Truths & Documentaries > Angryfan's rants & 3 hour radio show with Wing & Henny
Agreed. AF looks like the type to run into a nikka he was talking shyt about and be like "Man that wasn't about shyt, nah mean. Just the internet bro." and try to dap you every 5 seconds.
stepbackj34spud
Top 75 All-Time
I've been saying for the longest that Surf wouldnt make it out the PGs with his "bars". Yall don't hear me tho. 
tbh this blog beef shyt is slightly entertaining to me 
is it corny? Yea, but after a long day of work, sometimes I just wanna sit back and look at fukkery
is it corny? Yea, but after a long day of work, sometimes I just wanna sit back and look at fukkery
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FearTheBeard
Pro
Idk bruh I can say surf was way better when he first came on the scene more aggressive, straight to the punch. Now he's too advanced for us and it hurtsI've been saying for the longest that Surf wouldnt make it out the PGs with his "bars". Yall don't hear me tho.
I've been saying for the longest that Surf wouldnt make it out the PGs with his "bars". Yall don't hear me tho.
Surf beat Brixxx, who probably has better bars than the average PG guy.
