Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

[theflyest]

JC vs Trez just hit a million


JC started his comeback run on RBE, those Ah Di Boom & Craig Lamar battles were really dope.

JC has 400k with CRAIG LAMAR on RBE. Chilla called himself Kingpen, but the title belongs to JC. That "Bargod" title that Danny claims? That belongs to JC. Name a battler that has more dope battle rounds than JC. JC has 100 quality rounds of battle rap bars on Youtube.

We can't put him with the Danny Myers & Big Kannon's of the world. B Magic didn't have this type of staying power.

I've noticed you are getting behind JC lately.

Where is this coming from?

 

[Phillyrider807]

I dont trust Tech 9 judging a battle like Born/Chilla.

Born says so much dope shyt that gets slept on for the simple fact they have no idea what he talks about. M Ciddy was the same way.

 

[theflyest]

Here's my thing with ARP. He acted totally oblivious that booking Head Ice could be a problem with KOTD, when everyone on this forum knows KOTD isn't cool with their champion battling on another platform. If WE know this, just some fans on a forum, surely a fellow league owner would know right?

He simply didn't care. He reached out to Head Ice, who is obviously gonna say yes anyway.

This may not be the best analogy, but it reminds me of Baby from CashMoney not paying anyone. In order to get your money, you are going to have to sue him. You are going to have to make him pay you, EVERYTIME.

I said this about Head Ice earlier, but he puts KOTD in situations where they are going to have to stop the battle, EVERYTIME. He will accept every single offer and just make KOTD to put a halt to it if they don't want it to happen.

 

[Delicious]

Julian Carter will go down as a legend. Despite his flaws on the big stage, this is his 3rd Summer Madness selection, the same amount as Math Hoffa.

He has a more consistent fan base than all of the other pen guys.

He has arguably the greatest small room battle of all time.

He has a standout style and sound. He sounds like he could be a teacher, preacher, or a politician. I believe that is the source of his "star power", because he's obviously not a great performer.

His material ages well imo, I just watched JC vs Luciano Crakk and his bars sounded fresh.

He can get 100k views battling in the stock room at the Gap.

He just replaced Tsu Surf on Summer Madness and battle fans were HYPED.

Edit - I was rolling off random items, I forgot to note the comeback

Good position. I also believe he will go down as a legend, barring a multi year fall like Verb, Rex, Surf. Surprised only one or two people in here think that he'll be considered a legend. There not a single pen like his, certainly not one that can do it multiple battles a year.

Now your boy Determination Over Trust...

 

[DontEemTry]

Here's my thing with ARP. He acted totally oblivious that booking Head Ice could be a problem with KOTD, when everyone on this forum knows KOTD isn't cool with their champion battling on another platform. If WE know this, just some fans on a forum, surely a fellow league owner would know right?

He simply didn't care. He reached out to Head Ice, who is obviously gonna say yes anyway.

This may not be the best analogy, but it reminds me of Baby from CashMoney not paying anyone. In order to get your money, you are going to have to sue him. You are going to have to make him pay you, EVERYTIME.

I said this about Head Ice earlier, but he puts KOTD in situations where they are going to have to stop the battle, EVERYTIME. He will accept every single offer and just make KOTD to put a halt to it if they don't want it to happen.

He's not oblivious. He spoke on it and apologized to KOTD for putting them in a tough spot.

 

[Momentum]

It's already set up.

 

[theflyest]

He's not oblivious. He spoke on it and apologized to KOTD for putting them in a tough spot.

Don’t be naive.

 

[FreshAIG]

 

[Ardamus]

 

[wizworld]

He's not oblivious. He spoke on it and apologized to KOTD for putting them in a tough spot.

He's the concerned owner who is always on top of his business, but he conveniently overlooked KOTD's whole business model and reached out to Ice. I don't care about Daylyt battling so I'm not complaining, but it looks hypocritical to me.

 

[Phillyrider807]

SUMMER MADNESS COMING!

CALICOE STOP RUNNING!

CONCITEIED,HOW THE fukk YOU 4 FOOT 5 AND STILL DUCKING

JOHN JOHN TALKING SMACK? HE GONNA MAKE ME STEAL SOMETHING

TELL HITMAN HE CAN HOLLA IF HE WANT, HE GONNA MAKE ME KILL SOMETHING!!!

 

[JuvenileHell]

It sucks no one else I know IRL is into battle rap (episode #22334)

So I was teaching my mother how to use the tablet I got her for her bday, basically showing her how to navigate around and find the apps she likes to use (chrome, youtube etc) and I felt like channeling Surf for some reason:

Me: "Alright ma, you just click this icon here and it'll bring up the list of apps and you'll be able to find youtube in there"

Mom: "Alright so..this icon here right? the little house?"

Me: "Oh no, not the little house, the icon with the six little square there....what, I gotta put it in subtitles or something?"

Mom: "Who do you think you're talking to like that? You calling me stupid?"

Me: "Oh no no no I was just asking if you needed further clarification that's all

Mom: "Alright then"

I think I'll just keep the battlerap stuff to myself

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

It sucks no one else I know IRL is into battle rap (episode #22334)

So I was teaching my mother how to use the tablet I got her for her bday, basically showing her how to navigate around and find the apps she likes to use (chrome, youtube etc) and I felt like channeling Surf for some reason:

Me: "Alright ma, you just click this icon here and it'll bring up the list of apps and you'll be able to find youtube in there"

Mom: "Alright so..this icon here right? the little house?"

Me: "Oh no, not the little house, the icon with the six little square there....what, I gotta put it in subtitles or something?"

Mom: "Who do you think you're talking to like that? You calling me stupid?"

Me: "Oh no no no I was just asking if you needed further clarification that's all

Mom: "Alright then"

I think I'll just keep the battlerap stuff to myself

You lucky she didnt do the math and give you a good dose with a henny shot to the face

 

[mvp_status]

It sucks no one else I know IRL is into battle rap (episode #22334)

So I was teaching my mother how to use the tablet I got her for her bday, basically showing her how to navigate around and find the apps she likes to use (chrome, youtube etc) and I felt like channeling Surf for some reason:

Me: "Alright ma, you just click this icon here and it'll bring up the list of apps and you'll be able to find youtube in there"

Mom: "Alright so..this icon here right? the little house?"

Me: "Oh no, not the little house, the icon with the six little square there....what, I gotta put it in subtitles or something?"

Mom: "Who do you think you're talking to like that? You calling me stupid?"

Me: "Oh no no no I was just asking if you needed further clarification that's all

Mom: "Alright then"

I think I'll just keep the battlerap stuff to myself

A parent with battlerap knowledge would distribute the most potent sonnings on a regular basis

My mom cussing me out and ending with the Calicoe "if its real it aint gotta rhyme"

 

[dennis roadman]

My toddler son gets mad when I use one of his stacking cups he uses to learn to count to wash the shampoo off his head

I give him numbers 4-7 to play with but I keep the big ones where he can’t see so he doesn’t start screaming MINE like toddlers do when they see something cool

So when I pull one out and he insists on grabbing it from me you already know I pull out the next one and yell BIGGA 9 as I dunk water on his head