Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)
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27FarOutRazor
I feel like Jamin’ Jerome…WHERE THE BIT€HS!!
young yeesh
All Star
Watching Surf clown Cortez is a staple of battle rap
ReasonableMatic
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Black Bolt
Superstar
Don't normally check for dude but Dre Dennis kinda went off
Phillyrider807
My Soundtrack is the second “Carter”
Don't normally check for dude but Dre Dennis kinda went off
Dre been snapping for a good 2 years consistently.
young yeesh
All Star
URLTV bouta upload their 3rd SSDMV2 battle but not ONE BLS2 battle. BLS2 happened BEFORE SSDMV2
We sharing incorporating real life into battle rap stories? My last story almost cost me my job 
Luckily I hit a come up and got a bit more leeway. Plus the longer you there, the more chill they are.
I’ve taken to calling things “assp*ssy” (one word) in honor of Surf’s dude vs Cal. Me and some of my brehs started it and it’s hilarious to us. We do it all the time, it’s a word in our every day dictionary.
Now, I was at work one day. I was getting ready to leave, bout to go hang out with my lady before she go on vacay. I made sure all my shyt was done like waaaay before I was getting out. My boss, who I’ve known for five years at this point, walks up to me. He’s all daps and smiles, we’re talking about regular shyt... and then he hit me with it.
Boss: By the way, you gotta stay tonight. Nobody else can come in.
I couldn’t say no. I’m department lead, it’s my job to be the replacement if nobody else can. I was boiling inside, mad as hell. I wouldn’t get home til 11, my girl leaving at 6 and she not going in less than 6 hours of sleep. But I couldn’t say anything. I knew what job I signed up for. So I nodded, dapped him up, and sighed. He went to go do something else, and all he hears is
“That shyt assp*ssy....”
Well, that’s what I said. What he HEARD was:
“That shyt ass, p*ssy”
Brehs he turned around so fast to ask me what I said. I felt like Cortez when he got hit with the “MAN WHAT?!” Had to explain the origin and everything, he took it really well surprisingly
Luckily I hit a come up and got a bit more leeway. Plus the longer you there, the more chill they are.I’ve taken to calling things “assp*ssy” (one word) in honor of Surf’s dude vs Cal. Me and some of my brehs started it and it’s hilarious to us. We do it all the time, it’s a word in our every day dictionary.
Now, I was at work one day. I was getting ready to leave, bout to go hang out with my lady before she go on vacay. I made sure all my shyt was done like waaaay before I was getting out. My boss, who I’ve known for five years at this point, walks up to me. He’s all daps and smiles, we’re talking about regular shyt... and then he hit me with it.
Boss: By the way, you gotta stay tonight. Nobody else can come in.
I couldn’t say no. I’m department lead, it’s my job to be the replacement if nobody else can. I was boiling inside, mad as hell. I wouldn’t get home til 11, my girl leaving at 6 and she not going in less than 6 hours of sleep. But I couldn’t say anything. I knew what job I signed up for. So I nodded, dapped him up, and sighed. He went to go do something else, and all he hears is
“That shyt assp*ssy....”
Well, that’s what I said. What he HEARD was:
“That shyt ass, p*ssy”
Brehs he turned around so fast to ask me what I said. I felt like Cortez when he got hit with the “MAN WHAT?!” Had to explain the origin and everything, he took it really well surprisingly
Yapdatfool
Superstar
I sneak battlerap shyt at work, flies over most people heads.
Had 1 job though with another guy that watched battle rap... was jokes. Dude tried to explain Goodz bars vs Aye Verb... "you know the cam ree, it make that sound when it shoot or you reload the cam
"
Had 1 job though with another guy that watched battle rap... was jokes. Dude tried to explain Goodz bars vs Aye Verb... "you know the cam ree, it make that sound when it shoot or you reload the cam
"
How was Tech so fire in this Jimz battle (at times) but laid down those last two rounds vs. Geechi?
I really think he's helping the young guys on some WWE put them over shyt. Tech really went up there round 3 and rapped the whole first verse of Regulators
I really think he's helping the young guys on some WWE put them over shyt. Tech really went up there round 3 and rapped the whole first verse of Regulators
We sharing incorporating real life into battle rap stories? My last story almost cost me my job
I’ve taken to calling things “assp*ssy” (one word) in honor of Surf’s dude vs Cal. Me and some of my brehs started it and it’s hilarious to us. We do it all the time, it’s a word in our every day dictionary.
Now, I was at work one day. I was getting ready to leave, bout to go hang out with my lady before she go on vacay. I made sure all my shyt was done like waaaay before I was getting out. My boss, who I’ve known for five years at this point, walks up to me. He’s all daps and smiles, we’re talking about regular shyt... and then he hit me with it.
Boss: By the way, you gotta stay tonight. Nobody else can come in.
I couldn’t say no. I’m department lead, it’s my job to be the replacement if nobody else can. I was boiling inside, mad as hell. I wouldn’t get home til 11, my girl leaving at 6 and she not going in less than 6 hours of sleep. But I couldn’t say anything. I knew what job I signed up for. So I nodded, dapped him up, and sighed. He went to go do something else, and all he hears is
“That shyt assp*ssy....”
Well, that’s what I said. What he HEARD was:
“That shyt ass, p*ssy”
Brehs he turned around so fast to ask me what I said. I felt like Cortez when he got hit with the “MAN WHAT?!” Had to explain the origin and everything, he took it really well surprisingly
let me guess you had to pull the battle up and everything.
Cortez is better than me. Surf has too much bullshyt going on, I'd shyt on him something terrible.