The official Handsome Nxgga Problems thread - all brehs and brehettes welcome

[O.T.I.S.]

Oh and I been slipping. Fell over my crush but she sending mixed signals again. We're comfortable talking about poop together and she calls/texts me sometimes. And she's always talking about her ass and t*ts now.. Which I seen in civilian clothes and its fukking beautiful

So I stop texting her for awhile and fall back then she would want to hang but plans fall through


So I invited her to movies. I will invite her out to eat/movies on Friday too. I'm more so looking for a flat out no so I won't be stressing as much I guess

 

[Blackout]

I prefer a quiet guy to a loud mouth attention seeker, if its any consolation. Its only a turn off if he's too quiet to keep a conversation going or if he's completely withdrawn because it makes me think he has little no interest in me.

I'm a quiet guy....

Until you get to know me and then I'm the opposite

 

[DIMES]

being conflicted about smiling when you're being stared at super hard at by a lady that isn't that attractive looking to you. Yesterday runnin errands I was focused on trying to find what I'm looking for. then I look up and its like..

lady hitting me with the cyclops beam When I looked back she kept staring for a second then like..shook herself out of it lol.. I walk with my feet on the ground so I don't understand being looked at in amazement im just a human yfeel me?


One thing you gotta be careful about doing is asking for help from a cougar employee at a store with finding something. They do the most.. like "sure i know where it is baby" *walks in front of you and pulls up pants tighter* "ok now wheres my key" *smacks own butt acting like keys are in back pocket*.

Some thottish white girls were outside the corner store talking one time thot1:"girl i need some dikk" thot2:"girl i need That dikk" then points at me. i kept walkin like she then followed me through the isles of the store. the young arab guy behind the counter like "dang they're after you bro."

Breh u 6'9

Believe me it will never end. Lowkey u can never be

 

[rogue_riezo]

Yesterday I realized that I've almost never struck out with a woman I actively pursued.

Either my game is on some SSJ level or I have shytty taste and I'm targeting women well below what I could get looks wise .

 

[DIMES]

Yesterday I realized that I've almost never struck out with a woman I actively pursued.

Either my game is on some SSJ level or I have shytty taste and I'm targeting women well below what I could get looks wise .

What do u mean struck out? I feel like I can make 95% of girls I like attracted. And of course a couple those will fall thru due to bullshyt/logistics/not trying

I'm sure u could go higher. U underestimating yourself

 

[rogue_riezo]

What do u mean struck out?

I've rarely been curved when making my intentions known. Can't think of any times off hand.

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

Can't believe I'm even doing this I feel like such a shmuck referring to myself as "handsome nikka"

But here goes. I guess my current handsome nikka problems is that my once soon to be fiance (you may have to read that twice lol) and I just recently split about 2 months ago or so.

Took about a month for me to develop any interest in even looking at another woman but, as is the case with us men, nature called and I had needs.

I hit the club two weekends in a row, met 3 chicks but only ended up smashing one. I also reignited a few old facebook affairs I had going when I was single. One lead to something and that chick became part of the team as well. Coincidentally out of nowhere an ex co worker whom I was supposed to have beeeeeen smashed but she moved away hit me up on IG. I immediately exchanged numbers with her, smashed a few days later. With me and her it was more like "unfinished business".

Anyway, so here I am now back in full blown male-thot mode, only two players shy of a full team roster..and along comes my ex going harrrrd out of nowhere with wanting to be back together.
This was just a few days ago. I still love her of course, and it's like she knew to hit all my soft spots as she sat there on the couch talking and giving me those eyes
Before I knew it I had somewhat agreed for us to "try again". I'm not going to act like she had to beg me or something though... she suggested a few things, I agreed it was worth trying.

Problem is, now I don't want to leave my newly rekindled thot-life

I've been ignoring everybody on the team for two days straight and the pressure is starting to really build. I'm going to cut them off of course. But.... I neither really want to, nor is that an easy thing to do after I'd given no indication to any of them that I may soon be back with my ex. I'm going to seem like a real grimy dude to females that I truly respect and wouldn't want thinking of me in that light.

#handsomenikkaproblems

 

[aaaaaaa]

I didn't get shyt today. No looks, no smiles, no greetings, no nothing. I was even trying to eye up the fatties and facially challenged brehettes to see if they would send a little validation my way.

Do you know the feeling when fatty after fatty walks by you without even glancing your way? It''s heartbreaking. It's like they locked mandela up all over again

Enjoy it while it lasts brehs....it's another world out there.

shyt has u feeling like a ghost

 

[DIMES]

I didn't get shyt today. No looks, no smiles, no greetings, no nothing. I was even trying to eye up the fatties and facially challenged brehettes to see if they would send a little validation my way.

Do you know the feeling when fatty after fatty walks by you without even glancing your way? It''s heartbreaking. It's like they locked mandela up all over again

Enjoy it while it lasts brehs....it's another world out there.

shyt has u feeling like a ghost

Say it ain't so. U still young tho! Black Ice will save you breh

 

[aaaaaaa]

Say it ain't so. U still young tho! Black Ice will save you breh

come on breh

 

[DIMES]

come on breh

Cot damn he really tried to get that Paul George







But aye that beard tho

 

[Mr Hate Coffee]

The main issue with being handsome is that when you start to fall off it really affects you mentally.
You try to do everything in your power to hold on.

For instance, every time I start to gain weight I'm like I need to do something about this. Chicks be like, "You're still cute tho... I like you better like this." I be given them the because I think it's a plot to drive down my market value so they can have me all to themselves.

#HandsomeParanoia

 

[Oceanicpuppy]

Just because I don't fxck with you, don't mean I'm conceited....

Yes is does, Ugly nikkas is thankful for every courteous conversation.

 

[Oceanicpuppy]

hate to say this but once upon a time, men were NOT so preoccupied with looking "pretty" or were so "vain". 10 years ago, it wasn't like this. folks basically used "pretty boy" or "meterosexual" for a guy who was way too concerned about his appearance to the point where he treated it like it was the most important thing that happened to him. it was women that were usually the ones preoccupied with appearance and looking right and shyt. 10 years later, shyt completely made a 180 and you have dudes thinking like women now. what happened?

not saying that this thread is bad BUT think it's kind of sad that dudes nowadays are like "admire me for my looks" instead of "admire me for what i do".

Gay dude spitting straight truth......

 

[InDePickWest]

Proof of the handsomeness or thread is filled with ugly hoes