The official Handsome Nxgga Problems thread - all brehs and brehettes welcome

[AngryBaby]

When women have had their fill of you they hit you with the "we're not compatible"

lol facts.

you actually get....used. I personally think relationships...more often than not, and as much as dudes will never admit, involve a certain "win" factor for the chick. in some way shape or form, she needs to have or at least feel she has....leverage. If she doesn't feel she has that, then she will dip, and take the validation of saying she fukked and rejected a hot guy. real shyt.

however this has happened to me when I actually messed with more...average chicks. really confident fitness chicks or chicks that have modeled even don't give me these vibes at ALL. a.k.a truly confident girls.

 

[Big Boda]

aaand heres a bump. Im on lunch break at work sitting at the bench outside and coworkers are coming into the building walking together. I slightly hear a young guy coworker mumbling sneak disses about my clothes like

'he always wear black'
and I hear a lady voice quietly tell him 'would you shutup!'

I look up like and immediately see why hes mad because hes walking next to the lady he likes at work and she has excitement in her eyes while shes looking at me and ignoring him. Shes all smiles 'hey how you doing' to me and the guy is just big mad. Its crazy when dudes act like you casted some kind of voodoo spell on women to make them like you.

 

[Killigraphy]

6'0, Go to the gym ,part Hawaiian (long thick hair), and brown...with that here come the platitudes;

-"Hey big guy" damn near everywhere I go.That's the male equivalent to "hey pretty girl". Yes its annoying, and yes its lost its nicety.

-The surprised look from people when I say a word that's more than two syllables, or that I mention I like engineering or space. If you're over 5'9 you're seen as a meathead who doesn't know how to read book.

-"Can you help me carry some stuff..." Probably the most annoying thing about being a muscular guy....apparently I'm the beacon of "lifting shyt" when people see me. Everyone seems to lose their strength

-My male friends won't ever admit to it, but they're definitely guarded when they bring their girls around. They act very different, from being overly lovey dovey, to hovering over their gf's like hawks.

-You literally attract the wrong women. The shy ones won't approach, and the ones with good jobs or a good career, think you're some kind of gigolo.

-You will be used for just sex. That sounds cool at first...till you realize you're only fukking vapid, trust fund whores who more than likely rival a soap dish when it comes to I.Q. points.

They aren't the biggest problems, being charming and handsome, is better than being ugly and obnoxious I know, but these things do get annoying from time to time.

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

When u notice other nikkas, who may or may not be good looking themselves, in a lowkey competition with u when females come around

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

When girls your friends like try to low-key come onto u and u gotta swerve em out of loyalty

 

[AquaCityBoy]

fukk this thread.

 

[FSP]

fukk this thread.

#uglyg.a..n.g in this bytch fux these pretty boys b

 

[SheWantTheD]

When every chick in ya class group tryna get at you, but you act aloof cause you tryna keep it professional.

 

[poppastoppa]

This thread hilarious, some truths in here and some delusions of grandeur

 

[Jamal514]