When ur girlfriends all think ur cheating on them
The official Handsome Nxgga Problems thread - all brehs and brehettes welcome
- Thread starter Michael's Black Son
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Honestly maybe I'm just interpreting things different, but I'm fairly certain I'm attractive (had sprinkles of compliments growing up but since 20 (23 now) it has gone up exponentially especially the past year and a half) maturity 
. That being said I noticed that the males around you are generally just nicer to you and automatically wanna take your "leadership" in a way. Females etc are usually nice, but it really depends (I'm not sure on what though) I've noticed some females just wanna go with the flow you provide for them easier. This could all be based on my personality and not my looks, but interactions overtime with many people have led me to believe people just usually START out nicer with me kinda hard to explain. Gay males
are just thirst buckets
. Older females be real as shyt though B they got no filter about how much they want the BBC, maybe just some classy wording at best. I got some stories if y'all want me to tell it.
. That being said I noticed that the males around you are generally just nicer to you and automatically wanna take your "leadership" in a way. Females etc are usually nice, but it really depends (I'm not sure on what though) I've noticed some females just wanna go with the flow you provide for them easier. This could all be based on my personality and not my looks, but interactions overtime with many people have led me to believe people just usually START out nicer with me kinda hard to explain. Gay males are just thirst buckets. Older females be real as shyt though B they got no filter about how much they want the BBC, maybe just some classy wording at best. I got some stories if y'all want me to tell it.
ok....
Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
Bookmarked, let me make myself home
When these Backpage hoes constantly ask you "why you do you do this? 
" and fall in love with you after the first session...
" and fall in love with you after the first session...
Big Boda
My Family Are Not Immigrants.
lol i thought about giving this thread a bump a while back and was like nah lol mfs be hating accusing ducktales etc. we back though lets go.
Brief story. I'm in the neighborhood and a young black couple is walking my way I nod and say "how yall doing" just basic courtesy. The sista says "Heeey
" Later on I hear her outside assuring her man that she doesn't like me more than him. I don't even know these people 
all of this drama from me saying "hi how yall doing"?
In the grocery store I noticed sometimes fine ladies with a family give me a sad lust look like
"shoulda chose You" looks.
when women are choosing I notice they Aim their booty at me when they know I'm sitting or standing behind them lol literally try to predict where im at behind them left, right or center and switch the booty to face me its like they have a aim sight on the small of their back
and they go into modeling mode. Nowdays they actually make it bounce on the slick..sometimes lowkey sometimes highkey ..They stomp or adjust their jeans and let go so the booty jiggles. Lady in this nice burgundy summer dress at the gas station waited till the other customers left, got ahead of me in line and started doing the left cheek right cheek.Its like they do this routine "you better holla or you gonna miss out on alllll thiiiissss"
Of course I trip off these situations cuz i really aint no trey songz morris chestnut face azz dude but whatever. brehs who get chose know i aint lying about none of this shyt.
Brief story. I'm in the neighborhood and a young black couple is walking my way I nod and say "how yall doing" just basic courtesy. The sista says "Heeey
" Later on I hear her outside assuring her man that she doesn't like me more than him. I don't even know these people all of this drama from me saying "hi how yall doing"?In the grocery store I noticed sometimes fine ladies with a family give me a sad lust look like
"shoulda chose You" looks.when women are choosing I notice they Aim their booty at me when they know I'm sitting or standing behind them lol literally try to predict where im at behind them left, right or center and switch the booty to face me its like they have a aim sight on the small of their back
and they go into modeling mode. Nowdays they actually make it bounce on the slick..sometimes lowkey sometimes highkey ..They stomp or adjust their jeans and let go so the booty jiggles. Lady in this nice burgundy summer dress at the gas station waited till the other customers left, got ahead of me in line and started doing the left cheek right cheek.Its like they do this routine "you better holla or you gonna miss out on alllll thiiiissss"
Of course I trip off these situations cuz i really aint no trey songz morris chestnut face azz dude but whatever. brehs who get chose know i aint lying about none of this shyt.
UpAndComing
Veteran
- Girls asking "So why are you single" with the 
- Girls straight up telling me, "You look like a player"
- Trying not to dress all swagged out cause you might attract even more attention
- Girls straight up telling me, "You look like a player"
- Trying not to dress all swagged out cause you might attract even more attention
BmoreGorilla
Veteran
I remember this thread. Brings up some painful handsome memories
I remember this thread. Brings up some painful handsome memories
Only one I can think of is dudes staring. When the shorties aint paying me any mind the dudes don't either for the most part but when the shorties is like
the nikkas is like 
and some even be like 
on the low themselves
BmoreGorilla
Veteran
Old women are the worst. They give 0 fukks. You walking past and they like "damn you handsome! Hold up lemme go get my daughter so she can meet you. She's over there with my 3 grandchildren!"
Only one I can think of is dudes staring. When the shorties aint paying me any mind the dudes don't either for the most part but when the shorties is like
I just ran in the Walmart to get some fabric softener real quick
Story time bruhWhen these Backpage hoes constantly ask you "why you do you do this?
Big Boda
My Family Are Not Immigrants.
One thing that sucks is when you get a cheerleading dude watching, for example. A lady is aggressively choosing you but shes not your type and here comes some dude talking about
"She wants you dawg!
Better get up on that! 
" some dudes be doing the most with that shyt. Like ok bruh chill
I was in home depot a cute worker and a customer were talking..then she abruptly stops talking and I glanced over. She's looking at me like
Her whole energy was like "I'm slipping why haven't I seen you before?" . The way she stopped talking made the customer dude change the subject to me "yeah thats a big dude aint it"
"She wants you dawg!
Better get up on that! " some dudes be doing the most with that shyt. Like ok bruh chill I was in home depot a cute worker and a customer were talking..then she abruptly stops talking and I glanced over. She's looking at me like
Her whole energy was like "I'm slipping why haven't I seen you before?" . The way she stopped talking made the customer dude change the subject to me "yeah thats a big dude aint it"
SheWantTheD
Veteran
Some woman at burger king gave me free fries and offered to give me a free drink (didn't know what she was talking about at the time until I got home).
Got my teeth cleaned earlier this year, woman cleaning my teeth was pressing her breasts against my body the entire time. I didn't even notice until much later.
Got my teeth cleaned earlier this year, woman cleaning my teeth was pressing her breasts against my body the entire time. I didn't even notice until much later.
